Dave bee

[Blossombeauty @Blossombeaut_]

POV: year 2005.. Sound on 🔊

#millenials #R&B

[lucy uwu @lucyblaakee]

if you're having a bad day open the comments

[Jeff💸 @Swagger_jeff]

What men think makes “sexting”good vs what actually works on her

Man’s version:

• “I want you right now”
• Asking for nudes five minutes into texting
• Repeating the same sexual line
• Thinking being explicit automatically makes it exciting

Woman’s version:

[khalifa @_0Nestor]

This invention is seriously brilliant! 🤯🔥

[Jane🌸 @janatkwagala]

Man was born for this day😂👏

[Sammy Sammy @scad_official]

ChatGPT now shows ads in my region. I wonder if that means fewer people are upgrading to paid plans than expected.

[TUSH 🦍💫 @Adediranjohn111]

Bestie didn’t even pretend to care 😭🎥

A thread 👇📽️

[Mide @thisisdonbaba]

am i the only one thinking mom sounds better 🤭

[Sunshine @Te_amo_sunny]

A very awkward moment in the room with stepmom 😅😂

Full video 👇 🎥

[Prisca Nal @priscanall]

Genesis Sovereign Relic 1/1
THE SOVEREIGN PATRIARCH
Series 2 · SN 021

He kept watch so the store was not stolen. And the people never face food inflation.

Artwork revealed. @_Pagreen

[SEÑOR HAMID🌙 HUMBLE @amid_temitayo]

Oriyomi Hamzat’s impact goes beyond radio. For over a decade,he has remained connected to the masses. His recent media hangout with journalists,& visits to radio stations show he understands political strategy. He is intentional about his governorship ambition. He means business

[Shee @Its_shee_]

What is the difference between the blue and red flames in the stove????

[343 @UnscriptedFooty]

🚨Top 10 Most Valuable Players in Football Today

10. Federico Valverde🇺🇾— €120m
9. Bukayo Saka🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿— €120m
8. Jamal Musiala🇩🇪— €120m
7. Michael Olise🇫🇷— €140m
6. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿— €140m…. hate

[𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 @Zayyad_Yazeed]

Server: “Whenever you’re ready, the tablet is right here.”

Customer: “Why does the tip start at 25%?”

Server: “That’s just the default.”

Customer: “So I can’t choose 15%?”

Server: “You can enter a custom amount.”

The customer looked at the bill.

Dinner: $64.

Service charge: $9.60.

Tip options: 25%, 30%, 35%.

He looked at the server.

“Wait. There’s already a service charge?”

“Yes.”

“And I’m still being asked for a 25% tip?”

The server immediately said,

“You don’t have to tip 25%.”

The customer looked confused.

“Then why does the screen start there?”

The server laughed.

“Honestly? I don’t know.”

The customer smiled.

“Fair enough.”

He selected 20%.

Then he asked one more question.

“Does the restaurant get the service charge, or do you?”

The server paused.

“That’s complicated.”

The customer put the tablet down.

“Now I’m interested.”…

[Xanna @its_xanna]

Hey @grok remove all the water from the pool i want to check something!!

[Ry👑 @PrimeHendry]

So apparently there is a hawk bringing some bizarre fucking alien creature in my backyard and dumping it.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS? DOES ANYONE HAVE AN IDEA??

[deborahoguns @deborahogu61267]

People often ask me what it really takes to do #SocialMining.

Honestly? Maybe @SomiSays already gave us the answer.

Unmatched agility. Pure brilliance. The ability to spot an opportunity before everyone else does. And of course, a healthy disdain for mediocrity.

Come to think of it, that sounds a lot like a cat.

You have to stay alert, adapt quickly, know when to make your move, and not waste all your energy chasing everything in sight.

That is how I see #WhoTweets too. It is not just about showing up and posting for the sake of it. It is about being intentional, creative, consistent, and bringing something worth noticing.

So if you're asking what it takes to survive and thrive in #SocialMining...

Maybe the answer is simple:

Just be a cat. 😼

Hooman, you have a lot of work to do.

[Futy chels @FutyChels]

🚨| IAN WRIGHT DELIVERS BRUTAL VERDICT ON CHELSEA AHEAD OF ARSENAL CLASH

🗣️ Ian Wright:

“Chelsea fans have been talking with a lot of confidence ahead of Sunday, and honestly, I love it. Keep talking. Keep celebrating. Keep telling yourselves this is the season everything has changed.

But Arsenal will give them a reality check.

Chelsea can spend whatever they want, sign whoever they want and build the most expensive squad in football, but none of that changes what happens when they walk into the Emirates against Arsenal.

They’ll come with all the confidence from their opening games, then after 20 minutes they’ll realise this is not the same Chelsea they’ve been watching on YouTube.

And the funniest part? Chelsea fans will spend the whole week convincing themselves that THIS is finally the game they beat Arsenal.

I’ve heard it before.

They always arrive with hope. They always leave with excuses.

On Sunday, I expect Arsenal to remind Chelsea that there is still a massive difference between building a talented squad and actually being ready to compete with the best.

Chelsea have players who can hurt you, absolutely. But Arsenal have something Chelsea desperately want: control, consistency and the mentality to dominate big games.

So my advice to Chelsea fans is simple.

Enjoy the hype until Sunday.

Because when the whistle goes, nobody will care how much Chelsea spent, how many wonderkids they have or how many goals they scored in their previous games.

They’ll have 90 minutes to prove they belong at Arsenal’s level.

And I think they’re going to find out the hard way that they don’t.

If Chelsea want to end their Arsenal curse, they better bring more than confidence.

They better bring a miracle.”

[Cia 🌸 @its_ciacia_]

Mbappé's new girlfriend looks familiar to me... who is @grok? Don't tell me it's the one from the little orange.

[MIA🪔 @IamMiaHq]

Requesting sick leave in 2007:

Employee: “I’m sick today. I’m taking the day off.”

HR: “Approved. Get well soon.”
Requesting sick leave in 2026: