Dave Borowitz

Works at Google. Likes version control.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

@GerritReview @Google I take full responsibility for the eye-glazing complexity of this slide.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

I like to think I'm the only non government employee on this flight from London to Brussels for #gitmerge2019

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

Happy birthday #GerritCodeReview (we miss you Shawn)

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

"Hey, [the laptop to projector connection] worked! Running Linux, you never know." -@gregkh #gitmerge

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

.@Uber Can we give up the fiction that surge pricing is to ensure supply? This is what I'd call a glut.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

Super impressed with the Gerrit plugin manager and version compatibility CI from @gerritforge

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

@GerritReview Indeed, but unclear how it'll line up with the RC and getting everything else done at the hackathon. It'll be a busy week!

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

@GerritReview Yep and just so nobody is confused, PolyGerrit is completely unrelated to Gerrit 3.0 :)

[Gerrit Code Review @GerritReview]

@GerritReview Ver. 3.0 named in @daveborowitz slides WOW! Things are getting really interesting at #GerritUserSummit 2015, bye bye DB!

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

@truebe Recommend me a book about the Thirty Years War.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

If millions of people can get around the Great Firewall, surely we can collectively bypass @united's nanny state. http://t.co/XmUg1BCbO0

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

Google Now is not too subtle about its attempts to gain sentience.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

Recent Comcast routers run an embedded PHP server. I am frightened. http://10.1.10.1/at_a_glance.php

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

@michellejoyner Alas awesomeness is not always sustainable.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

If one hack is all it takes for a recall this big, bankrupting down the whole auto industry would be shockingly easy. http://t.co/xRVKTD3kO7

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

ARM cores are to x86 computers as bacteria are to humans: smaller and less powerful, but way more in the larger organism than you think.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

It's probably good I don't live in Portland, since when I'm here it appears the only liquids I drink are coffee and beer.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

I wonder what's the over/under on the number of Conway's Law talks I attend over the course of my career.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

No Language H here.

[Dave Borowitz @daveborowitz]

. @cdibona is explaining Diffy the Kung Fu Review Cuckoo to the assembled luminaries. I feel vindicated.