AvuncularDave

musician, engineer, lover of standup comedy

[AvuncularDave @daveclassicrev]

During this fire season California has employed a big bad Wolf. When there's no water to put out fire, they won't wait for the Santa Ana winds. The Wolf will huff and puff and blow the fire to an inferno until everyone's house burns down.

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@TrevorSAndersen I watched the movie Jaws backwards. It's a story about a shark that gives arms and legs to people that need them.

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Southern California air quality was getting so good, Democrats had to start a couple of fires, so they could sent out an air quality alert.

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@ChristopherHale

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@TrevorSAndersen England doesn't celebrate July 4th and if you take Christmas day off, you have to show up to work on boxing day 'all the earlier.'

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@EvaFox I love our Constitution, but the left wants to replace it with Shariah law. Be careful folks or our future is uncertain.

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Man travels forward in time and is shocked by the currency inscription.

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IRAN celebrates 6000 year anniversary, since the serpent from the garden of Eden, fled God's wrath and founded IRAN.

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Happy 4th of July. But remember kids, don't set off any fireworks tonight. Le the adults, who have been drinking all day do that 😂

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Democrats invite the people who chanted "Death to America" and bombed NYC, on 9/11, to "come on in and run it."

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Happy American 250 years Independence Day

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Dads, needing to have the History talk with your kids about America? They will get this.
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I had a little fun today.
https://t.co/YxIe6xNfxJ

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Theologians have agreed, that after the Rapture, America will become a Communist Country

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OMG this is Hilarious 😆

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@janninereid1 I am a corn pop loving, lying dog faced pony soldier, and I just shit my pants.

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Trump proposing a law that Congress should be publicly executing people committing acts of treason.. He calls it Capitol punishment

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Doxing!!!

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Anyone who puts our Military, Guard, Law enforcement or Ice in harms way, by fixing or leaking tactical info to enemies, should face a public firing squad. Feel me?

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I'm confused by X policies. People are on here saying someone should kill Trump. But I say Obama committed Treason. (He did) And the punishment for treason used to be death. My account gets suspended. HuH?