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[dave @davedonegan2]

@Stylesmdz @newreyreal2 Ykb

[Ian Doyle @IanDoyleSport]

Difficult for Arsenal now

[dave @davedonegan2]

@stickNblades @DMarcheen67 @frank_seravalli What a chirp holy shit

[dave @davedonegan2]

@FeitsBarstool

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me looking at a pint glass after being charged £8.50.

[dave @davedonegan2]

@BOO_yaah ….he’s right

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea why AirBnB’s business is suffering. Anyway last time I stayed at one I forgot to separate garbage and recycling and the owner shot me with a bow and arrow

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Unwell

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

CSPAN in the motha fuckin hooouuussseee!!!!

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Honestly wanna know where Jesus got the money for all these Super Bowl commercials. Release his tax returns

[Beau Bennett @BeauBennett19]

One thing I think all (sane) Americans can agree on is if you rush to de-board an airplane before the rows in front of you, you should have to do 3-5 years in prison. That’s fair and would trim a lot of fat in this country.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males https://t.co/1jX6dgfDAa

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.

[Django Gold @django]

people in front of you in line love being like, “and what is a ‘bagel?’”

[dave @davedonegan2]

@BOO_yaah I’m convinced this is John Henry

[dave @davedonegan2]

@nicolettexp Lost an odds are clearly

[dave @davedonegan2]

@bigjimmurray Sure glad they went down early…