Dave Donohue

I cook

[Dave Donohue @DaveDonohue4]

@ptothekizz Snazzy!

[Dave Donohue @DaveDonohue4]

@NRA @AnnualMeetings 🖕

[Dave Donohue @DaveDonohue4]

Wtf https://t.co/ifmVUXlv6M

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Trump is far too busy to interview with Bob Mueller, or as regular folks call it: “Golf.”

https://t.co/hgYfu5XZCt

[Dave Donohue @DaveDonohue4]

Holy crap @pattonoswalt ! I just found carvel ice cream cakes in Plainfield, IL! Still no jingles tho.

[Jason Goff @Jason1Goff]

These guys are hilarious. I set out to do something when I was 12 and did it. Actually grew up to be what I wanted. Sacrificed and worked towards a goal. Achieved it. Extenuating circumstances be damned. I am the product. Dont ever tell yourself you're not the product.

[Dave Donohue @DaveDonohue4]

@kylekinane Probable late stage gout.

[Dave Donohue @DaveDonohue4]

@Lin_Manuel I love you, Lin

[Dave Donohue @DaveDonohue4]

@dan_bernstein I’d like to think the former. “Wtf did you guys give me!”

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

The best people. https://t.co/YJUPplOqN1

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Although I am a Buddhist monk, I am skeptical that prayers alone will achieve world peace. We need instead to be enthusiastic and self-confident in taking action.

[piper perabo @PiperPerabo]

This never happens!
And it’s happening!

According to CBS news poll 70% of Americans support Dreamers.
Let’s get this done! Please RT ♥️

#GoNancyGo #DreamActNow
#NoDreamNoDeal
https://t.co/JTZIsau2mn

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

#Flint still doesn’t have drinking water. #PuertoRico doesn’t have power. #CHIP is not funded. And Fuckwork Orange wants to spend millions on a #militaryparade to try to get any blood to flow into his flaccid, withered penis.

This is YOU, @GOP.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Hey @PRyan, why’d you delete this tweet? You seemed so excited about struggling Americans making an extra DOLLAR AND A HALF A WEEK. You shit-lizard.

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Congress voted 517-5 to impose sanctions on Russia. The President decides to ignore that law. Folks that is a constitutional crisis. There should be outrage in every corner of this country.

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

Does this mean @mrsmet needs a date? I NOAH guy....
https://t.co/znbeW1ZhsN

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

For those of you who don’t know @aminatou, she’s a supremely talented young woman with a terrific podcast, @callyrgf. She is also courageously & gracefully managing a cancer diagnosis. Amina, sending you good vibes post-surgery & sharing your inspiring thread. https://t.co/LDfl2OaFU3

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

RULES OF NEW XFL

- National Anthem plays for entire game
- Referees replaced by off-duty cops
- The only penalty is Disrespecting the Troops
- Every team is called the Heterosexual American Patriots

[CNN @CNN]

Judge Rosemarie Aquilina offered her praise to Rachael Denhollander, the former gymnast who first made ex-USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar's abuse public in a September 2016 Indy Star story.

The courtroom gave Denhollander a standing ovation. https://t.co/mePKSawCkX

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

.@realDonaldTrump-

What exactly is wrong with you? Why didn’t you tweet out something about the 20 people gunned down at the Kentucky high school yesterday? 18 injured, 2 kids dead & you’re whining about Chuck Schumer. People are dying under your watch. You must resign.

America

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Let’s all pause for a second to appreciate the sheer badassery it takes to be a double amputee war veteran with ten medals from two countries, serving in the U.S. Senate, while pregnant. https://t.co/gr1BFjTMhy