Sisyphlonious Monk

☭ Funny. Depressed. Occasionally funny AND depressed. BLM. ACAB. (He/Him)

[Sisyphlonious Monk @daveedayy2]

My last words will probably be a self-deprecating joke followed by some finger guns to lighten the mood

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

HUGE: Seattle will provide free meals to all public school students, starting this fall.

This week the city council unanimously approved $3.6 million to offer universal school meals.

Democratic socialist mayor Katie Wilson and the city council both agreed to offer free breakfast and lunch for all students starting this September and provide food assistance for low-income families during weekends and school breaks.

[Sisyphlonious Monk @daveedayy2]

If the universe is made in gods image, you can’t tell me gods not a woman

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS 🚨: Astronomers have discovered an entirely new type of cosmic object called a "black hole star"

It's the size of our solar system, emits 100 billion times more energy than any star, and may finally explain JWST's mysterious "little red dots"

[DarkJ 💙💛🍉 #SupportMayaImamori @Artulean_Alpha]

This legendary clip is now lost media and during #His administration no less. Very sus, Paramount...

[Steve Stephens🇮🇪🇲🇽🇰🇵 @BobertRent]

October 7 kit

[LSDon @LSDonTV]

We were taught communism is bad by the generation who thought segregation was good

[CN News/Schedules @CNschedules]

Adult Swim is celebrating its 25th anniversary on Wednesday, September 2 by recreating day one's lineup:
10:00p - Home Movies
10:30p - The Brak Show
11:00p - Harvey Birdman
11:15p - Sealab 2021
11:30p - Space Ghost Coast to Coast
12:00a - Robot Chicken Adult Swim special

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon.

Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.

It leaves our workers unprotected and our streets less safe. It's time for a change.

I'm proud to support the Delivery Protection Act to crack down on exploitative subcontracting and build an economy that works for everyone.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Mayor @ZohranKMamdani: Anyone who has stood on a subway platform in August knows that our stations do not just get hot. They turn into underground saunas. This new thermal energy study will explore the possibility of using the heat that accumulates in this station over the summer to heat the municipal campus above us come winter. We would capture heat in boreholes underground and install a system of circulating pipes that use the heat to warm our municipal offices. This would be the first thermal energy system of its kind in any American transit system, a historic feat that would not only help the city to save money and limit steam consumption, but help us mitigate the extreme level of heat in our subway stations.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

“if you cannot gift trans people with visibility, humanity, and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence?”

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mayor Mamdani announces a plan to cool subway stations by capturing heat and reusing it to warm municipal buildings in the winter:

"This would be the first thermal energy system of its kind in any American transit system"

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

“I don’t care if you’re white, black, green, or purple” -someone who definitely cares that you’re black

[isaac @isaaccyn]

btw nyc has free saunas, open pretty much 24/7

(14th st-union sq, 34th-herald st, bway lafayette)

[Midwest People's History @MPHProject]

Residents opposing a new $5.1b data center project arrived to a City Council Meeting in Salem OR with a guillotine. The company reps “left because they felt unsafe.”

The Council then voted to begin the process for a moratorium on new data centers. 🏆

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Evergreen

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

You can’t afford a house because houses stopped being homes and became investment vehicles for people who already have homes.

[saint anthony @saint_AnthonyIV]

I can't wear a durag in public, but they can bring a golden retriever in Whole Foods and say that's their child.

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[brandon* @brndxix]

don’t worry guys, the wealth will trickle down

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.