Dave “Blue Check” Goldenberg

Writer, brand strategist and smart-ass with a guitar. Ride si sapes.

[Dave “Blue Check” Goldenberg @davegoldenberg]

@GOP Tax cuts for billionaires, trillions in new debt

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@newrepublic <sigh> no, they aren’t

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@alifarhat79 Swan dive

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@JoeyMannarinoUS So you are the reverse Jesus?

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@KariLake Damn straight! And I ain’t wearing no seatbelt or flossing my teeth or using toilets. Them commies can’t tell me what to do!

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@marcus_t_ward You're right: It's an unpopular opinion

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@JoeyMannarinoUS He just made me a gin and tonic with two limes!

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@KariLake A brain

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@StephenM Those are tears of joy, baby

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@LookN2MyEyeZZ @Rob73287304Jack @marklevinshow @TheLeoTerrell Henceforth he is to be known as Cheato!

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@kylenabecker Every now and then I stop back here to see if Twitter has gotten even stupider, and you don’t disappoint.

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@nytimes It’s like taking the SATs in bathroom!

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@votetimscott “I’m poor and hungry and oppressed but I’m happy.” Yup, opiate of the masses.

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@tcboyle That Santa Monica headline is tempting fate

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@Experian_US The homophobia on this thread is breathtaking

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@elonmusk Did America sneeze?

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@jeremynewberger Why is there a vanilla wafer on his head?

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@nytimes Well, what’s more American than that?

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@SandraHilas @grahamallen He gives you crabs

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@toddfathr @Bringatrailer I want a Sprite