Dave Jargowsky

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Now that I'm in my 40s, this is pretty much how I see everyone under 20.

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tldr: He can bench his age in kg. https://t.co/VQBt1Id0rG

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Now would probably be a great time to go see 80 For Brady in the theater. Probably have the whole place to yourself.

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@ANDREWTI Watching old Sarah Silverman Show episodes and quietly crying. Thanks for asking.

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But seriously, we have checked the rule book and there’s nothing that explicitly says a dog can’t be elected Speaker of the House.

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Is this good news for Truth Social?

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Should I not see The Fablemans in the theater or should I wait to not watch it at home?

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@stephenfalk Amazing

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It’s as if Musk is trying to see if he can tank Twitter faster than Truss tanked the UK economy.

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Boebert… more like Gogurt!

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Me, trying to hide from the election results.

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@How2Drink @blainecapatch White Stripe

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meanwhile

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@philgaimon Question about etiquette: I was riding alone out in the desert and passed a fellow cyclist going slower than me. They sped up and stuck to my wheel. Should they have asked if I minded? I tried pulling away but they just kept doing it until I eventually pulled over.

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TIL Jeffrey Dahmer sounded like Joe Pera.

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@brendonwalsh This is very useful intel. Wish I could claim credit for bringing it to your attention. I support Karen Bass for Mayor and she said she was going to give parking amnesty if she’s elected so let’s vote her in!!

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BREAKING: Serena Williams retiring from Tennis to pursue her true passion, Pickleball.

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Check out this guy's new album!

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@Krapopolis # 56

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Is he in jail yet?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

You know how much evidence it takes to sign off on a no-knock raid at the home of a former President?