Dave Collins

Founder/CEO of @OakandReeds

[Dave Collins @DaveKCollins]

@TaylorLorenz “Virtual meeting mullet”: biz casual up top, yoga pants on bottom

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@missmollymary They DO exist!

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@missmollymary Every wedding I go to I hope and pray they have tuna cones. IMO the gold standard of passed apps.

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@missmollymary I’m flying to Burbank today and I can’t wait for my 5 min walk off the plane on the big outdoor steps straight to the curb. It’s great!

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@connorbwhite @asmith83 Yea man! I used to do this to get fantasy football data I could mess around with 🤓

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@saywhatagain @DaremstrSpoodle I think this is what would get made if cumtown sold their movie rights

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@HannahRKeyser “Our ass is in the Jackpot, Terry!” Never heard that phrase before but definitely going to find a way to use it next time I need to defend myself in a screaming match 😅

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@Shorester @RyanRadia @johnlevenstein @saywhatagain Yessss! I remember filming that

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@missmollymary In the 2000’s you had to watch local teams because that’s all you could get on TV (unless your parents bought a super special satellite package). Now a kid can watch any game (globally) online so there’s less of a need to only be a local team fan.

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@missmollymary My Take: Sports are for kids, and kids used to follow teams regardless of who’s on the roster. Now kids generally have a favorite individual athlete in a team sport and that takes precedence over “rooting for laundry”

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@stavvybaby Trickle down shrimp-a-nomics

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@JoelSinensky Looking forward to seeing this as one of those little “a closer look” boxes inside the text of my future child’s AP American history book.

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Q: It's a brand new year. Where should you invest your time and money?
A: Virtual communication skills!

Oak and Reeds helps our clients avoid the ways virtual platforms distort words, tone, body language, and emotions and sap the humanity out of live, online interactions.

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@MitchWLerner @saywhatagain Also add Mrs. Doubtfire for me plz

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@missmollymary Fight for someone you don’t know in 2021!

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@netw3rk @kevinarnovitz Favorite part was after @ZachLowe_NBA warned him about puppy mayhem at the end he calmly replies with “we’re prepared”.

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@CaseyNewton Tiberium

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@CaseyNewton "Marry/Fuck/Kill...The other three guys"

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@ThisGuyThinks He’d roundhouse kick masks from his foot onto your face

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@stefanfatsis @TonyReali The prominently displayed “ETF’s for Dummies” book asks many more questions than it answers

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@CaseyNewton What’s an improv troupe? I’m a zoom insult comic now