Dave Lastovskiy

CMO @elidothealth

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@ceogirl2000 @anothercohen Just throw some mouth tape on him and call it a day

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@StuartBlitz McDonalds and 4Seasons collide

At boutiques in Europe the checkins are more pleasant. They always offer great refreshments

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@harleyf @seedhealth Love seed. Not to hack but take a peak at @elidothealth

Montreal based. Instant hormone testing via saliva and deep tech. Also on Shopify 😮‍💨

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@StuartBlitz I’d imagine there will be a lot of consolidation in the health space across telehealth, diagnostics, etc over the next 3-5 years

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@StuartBlitz New Balance if you're wide footed, like me

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@ErikKaiser @harleyf Genuinely confused on your point here.

The exodus from ancient Egypt happened over 3000 years ago.

Monotheism was established at Sinai after the exodus.

How is Harley incorrect?

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@mattwelter @levelsio @IconAdmaker @icon Seems like a former employee wants people to remember the face behind the deceit

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@theandreboso @SavannahFeder Wait, y'all are doing other work?

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@anothercohen Reminds me of this blog post: https://t.co/LL7uU6k6ki

[GearDiarySite @GearDiarySite]

Eli Health Expands Its Offerings with an At-Home Saliva Tests for Testosterone and Progesterone https://t.co/E9UG7ZSBkk

[The Verge @verge]

You can now take testosterone tests with a stick, your phone, and some spit https://t.co/MIUmebH6Ic

[SciTech Era @SciTechera]

Just days into 2026, the world’s largest tech event, CES, is already packed with announcements.

> Eli Health expanded its Hormometer. A saliva-based wand that now tracks testosterone, progesterone, and cortisol in 60 seconds. Lab vibes, minus the lab.

> A 360° AI-powered health mirror that scans heart metrics, weight, and metabolic health. Because mirrors weren’t judgmental enough already.

> Samsung showed a foldable display with no visible crease. The foldable era finally figured out physics.

> Verge’s TS Pro electric superbike featuring the world’s first solid state battery in a motorcycle and NACS charging that can reach 80% in just 10 minutes.

> Lenovo unveiled the world’s first rollable PC, expanding vertically like it’s stretching after a nap.

> Vivoo launched FlowPad. A $4–$5 menstrual pad that measures FSH at home. Read it directly or scan it in the app. Subtle. Powerful.

> NVIDIA dropped a $3,000 personal supercomputer, claiming 1,000× the power of an average laptop. Casual desk accessory.

> Portalgraph revealed a 3D projector that brings VR into real space. Headsets not invited.

> Boston Dynamics debuted its next-gen Atlas humanoid robot in Las Vegas. Still terrifying. Still impressive.

> Hisense won a CES 2026 Innovation Award with its 163MX RGBY MicroLED Display. Screens, but make them absurdly good.

> LEGO launched Smart Play, powered by a sensor-packed Smart Brick. Lights, motion, sound. No screens. Plastic, but thinking.

> Xgimi introduced Memomind, a new brand rolling out three AI smart glasses, aiming to make wearables both smart and wearable.

[TechRadar @techradar]

The Eli Hormometer checks your cortisol and progesterone levels and gives you your results in minutes. Here's how. https://t.co/lyLvwUjAfe

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@NateItOrLoveIt Your toilet will disagree

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

They’ll write a case study about this.

No CEO, no VC/PE funding, and incredible outcome.

[T. Costa @tcosta]

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[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@Ou_est_Charlie Vape pods are good for you tho

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Fortunately the fitness and health community responds to studies super reasonably

https://t.co/fls1lRLZYN

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@DrCamRx How old are the fathers?

Iirc there’s evidence that older paternal age may lead to more cases of autism

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

@cgimmer I’m curious, what type of marketing tasks your automating? Could you give some examples? Would love to learn.

[Dave Lastovskiy @davelasto]

lol right, because I’m poor 😭

But, no, anon this objectively isn’t worth $1200.

I’m sure it’s a solid tequila but you’ll could get Fuenteseca Reserva that’s far superior for half the cost.

The market for this is midwits who fawn over the besties.

So, yes, you’re the market big guy.