Dave Lauer

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[Dave Lauer @davelauer]

Hey @JerrySeinfeld, I've been trying to figure out what this hat is in the back of an old Seinfeld episode, next to the Mets hat. Would you happen to know? (Also is the hat next to the Dodgers a Yomiuri Giants hat?) Thanks!

[Dave Lauer @davelauer]

You're not supposed to save that little plastic topper that comes with deodorant, right? For the record, I do whatever is normal.

[Simpsons Quotes @LemonShapedRock]

Don't you hate pants?!

[Dave Lauer @davelauer]

Thought it was funny to google "Google" then even funnier to google "googling Google" Then googled "funny" and realized no, none of this was

[Dave Lauer @davelauer]

The most secure job is at a company that doesn't have a single brown packing box that can easily hold all of your things.

[Dave Lauer @davelauer]

Gum companies should really find a way to target the "I just want cash back from my debit card" market.

[Dave Lauer @davelauer]

Regardless of Bill Murray's decision, I hope Hi-C's Ecto-cooler still participates in Ghostbusters 3.

[Dave Lauer @davelauer]

My first twitter from a phone! And my first twitter!