David Criswell

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@non_existentq @Rainmaker1973 Magnesium Glycinate.

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@thebecker @VitalVegas @JacobsVegasLife This is correct. I'm not carrying a 6 pack of Natty Light to the room, but, we always start our trip by getting a case of water for the room.

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@VerizonNews @Verizon Instead of sending me crap to try to get me back as a customer, spend more on your network, so you can keep customers in the first place.

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@SUBWAY I will start eating at your restaurant again when you start serving actual food (and not chemicals that belong in tires).

K. Thanks.

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@JeremyFaison4TN @TimRudd34 What a generic statement. Did AI write this for you because they couldn't find anything actually good to write about him or his "accomplishments"?

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@VerizonSupport I used to have Verizon in the greater Nashville area. I switched about a year ago. Ever since, you send me a ridiculous amount of mail trying to get me back.

Here's the thing: You had me. But, your service is terrible. Take that marketing money, and make your network better.

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@FLSurgeonGen I am a 42 y/o man. I was healthy until 2 days after I got the first dose of Moderna vax in Sept 2021 (never got 2nd dose). I had severe chest pains, I'm now having palpitations. Any suggestions on how to move forward or repair this damage? I need to be normal again.

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Hey @HomeDepot - Hire some employees. Get some carts out of the parking lot. Clean the stores. This is crazy. It's like this every time I go in there now. So you have to pay someone $18 an hour for them to show up? Your sales at this store alone are six figures per day. Fix this.

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@RJScaringe This is us at the ATL event. I've been patiently waiting for 3.5 years. And was expecting 2021 delivery when I declined LE. But now 1.5 years later, I need it, and cant' switch, even though I ordered way before others. :( Please help.

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@RJScaringe - What do I have to do to get bumped up the list? Name is David Criswell. Ordered in Dec 2018. I didn't order LE was because original timing (pre covid) was fine. Now I keep seeing people who ordered years after me getting theirs & I need new car. What can we do?

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@BreneBrown Who even are you?

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@EsmeMazzeo I think you are the worst. Everything wrong with humanity.

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@BenFolds Hey, I was at your show in Nashville in 2018. And I got to do the meet and greet thing, and get a picture with you. I never got it. Any idea where I can go to find it? Thanks!

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@TNCOT https://t.co/yVdKKDPTnZ

The city of Murfreesboro needs your help.

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@Uber_Support I applied to be a driver 12 days ago, and I haven't been approved or denied. What's up?

[David Criswell @davemanut]

Check out Merit Megatouch Force 2011 Upgrade Update Kit 11 - Key & Hard Drive included http://t.co/4RGLhv9jKd via @eBay

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@KenLAnderson http://t.co/iJ0u4wz77S

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@SenTedCruz #MakeDCListen - 33y/o male, had BCBS for 10 years and happy w/it. Got a letter a few weeks ago saying plan was gone b/c of ACA

[David Criswell @davemanut]

@Lukewearechange did I just see you walking in central park wearing an immortal technique shirt?

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@TJDeSantis Give us a little MMASS!!!!