@SahilBloom Rats and hawks all the way baby. To any who think the hunter is pivotal: ‘100 RATS - run into his mouth!’ 1 hawk ‘take his EYES!’ Hunter wanders the arena clutching his optical chasms and swiftly becomes a snack for the laziest croc. NEXT
@virginmedia I have just spent 96 minutes on a call (around 90 of those on hold) only to have been transferred to the wrong department who then hung up on me. I'd like to close my account please. Any way this can happen without another hour and a half on hold?
Super proud to have created an amazing songbook with @justinsandercoe during lockdown. Any mums or dads out there who wants to learn ukulele and share the experience with your kids - check it out!
https://t.co/OjkeFqPvI5
#cummnings has unwittingly created incredible solidarity between the UK public & nurses. Not Covid nurses -the ones in A&E who listen to fanciful stories of how naked curtain hanging and a small slip lead to a lightbulb getting lodged in one's arse.
They all nod.
Now we all nod.
Did NI get it's deaths down through careful application of hygiene, social distancing and the incredible efforts of frontline workers? Nope. God (specifically Catholic God) did it for old Mary here because she lit a few candles. Thanks @BBCNews
#AvengersEndgame
Just stop what you’re doing and enjoy listening to the #AvengersEndgame opening night crowd react to Captain America wielding Thor's hammer.
CHILLS.