dave marks

Musician, producer content creator - dipping my toe into comedy. Let's do this.

[dave marks @davemarks1]

@SahilBloom Rats and hawks all the way baby. To any who think the hunter is pivotal: ‘100 RATS - run into his mouth!’ 1 hawk ‘take his EYES!’ Hunter wanders the arena clutching his optical chasms and swiftly becomes a snack for the laziest croc. NEXT

[dave marks @davemarks1]

@nathanoregan He’s concerned for your voice. Little does he know the vape is the source of your husky rasp…

[dave marks @davemarks1]

@virginmedia I have just spent 96 minutes on a call (around 90 of those on hold) only to have been transferred to the wrong department who then hung up on me. I'd like to close my account please. Any way this can happen without another hour and a half on hold?

[Coleman Hughes @coldxman]

Brilliant and powerful.

[dave marks @davemarks1]

Super proud to have created an amazing songbook with @justinsandercoe during lockdown. Any mums or dads out there who wants to learn ukulele and share the experience with your kids - check it out!

https://t.co/OjkeFqPvI5

[tamzin outhwaite @mouthwaite]

This has already made my day and I’m still in bed.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Brutal

[Coleman Hughes @coldxman]

On Meghan Murphy's podcast, I discuss everything that's happening right now: race, the riots, the police, etc.

https://t.co/SP0Q7PqfoA

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

I'm racist. 👍🏻

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

For 8 minutes and 46 seconds, George Floyd cried out for his mama and begged to be able to breathe.

Watch. Listen. Share. This is why we protest.

[Nick Murphy @nickmurftweets]

I missed this. Wow

[dave marks @davemarks1]

#cummnings has unwittingly created incredible solidarity between the UK public & nurses. Not Covid nurses -the ones in A&E who listen to fanciful stories of how naked curtain hanging and a small slip lead to a lightbulb getting lodged in one's arse.
They all nod.
Now we all nod.

[dave marks @davemarks1]

Did NI get it's deaths down through careful application of hygiene, social distancing and the incredible efforts of frontline workers? Nope. God (specifically Catholic God) did it for old Mary here because she lit a few candles. Thanks @BBCNews

[MIKE THOMAS @mtx7x]

@RickParfittJnr @davemarks1

[Rishabh Dadhich @RishDadhich24]

#AvengersEndgame
Just stop what you’re doing and enjoy listening to the #AvengersEndgame opening night crowd react to Captain America wielding Thor's hammer.

CHILLS.

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

correction of the day

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to medical

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

If Trump acted 2 weeks sooner, 90% of U.S. COVID-19 deaths could have been prevented

[Martin Newnham @MartinNewnham]

In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins - Awesome Cover Version! https://t.co/Y6Aqdr9PRU via @YouTube This was a lot of fun! @jowebbuk @davemarks1 @PhilCollinsFeed #lockdowncollaboration #loveabitofphil #oneofthegreatpopwriters #andwhatavocalist! #aswellasashithotdrummer Happy Easter x

[dave marks @davemarks1]

Back in those days it was more C4 than 5G.

https://t.co/jlkku0fVh1

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Ahhh, to experience the calm, peaceful splendor of [checks notes] 1970's Belfast.