dave mayo

handsome grandson (he/him)

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@planetclarke @7DJlLXM1nb2300 Can you just say what you think the reason is? Why are you being vague about it?

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@KTmBoyle @BerylStapleton @GaryWinslett Then why did you tell him “People will put up with many things if you are excellent at math.”? Seems contrary doesn’t it?

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

my favorite version of this is giving people their pick up order and them saying “happy saturday!”

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

Hey @Cornell you support this extreme racism from your alum?

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Charlie Kirk’s assassination seems to be making a clean sweep of the DEI hires.

His final gift to America.

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@MerriamWebster Oh cool, must be why the mascot of Pokemon Diamond version has a special item called the “Adamant Orb” https://t.co/ES0jYtd3Ud Adamant Orb - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

My only take on sydney sweeney is that the other day my friend accidentally called her “sweeney todd” and it was very funny

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@Soapa_pilla Actually it’s an underpaid worker in nova scotia typing all that out

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

No we didn’t

[Pliny the Liberator 🐉󠅫󠄼󠄿󠅆󠄵󠄐󠅀󠄼󠄹󠄾󠅉󠅭 @elder_plinius]

we discovered alien intelligence in sand and like 1% of the world cares lol

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@Cornell Using extremely wasteful AI to increase public transit efficiency

Really dumb stuff

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@gram_krackr @Guardsman_Miku @images_i_hate2 “Give me cover to commit crimes” do you think im the imaginary person in the comic?

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@gram_krackr @Guardsman_Miku @images_i_hate2 Im not responding to a made up situation in a comic, im responding to a person talking about real life social contracts

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@Guardsman_Miku @images_i_hate2 You said normalizing stealing breaks the social contract

My position is that wage theft (and other forms of exploitation by the wealthy) is much more normalized and outweighs petty theft by so much that petty theft is basically not worth talking about

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@StarshipSalix @sporadica @feoflvco “What’s so cringe about what he did? Ignore the camera he’s pointing at random women without consent”

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@MerriamWebster Is the “potamus” part that means “river” related to “potable” like freshwater?

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

Hey @Cornell you should rescind this vile racist’s degree. Or maybe you like your alumni to speak this way

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@dothefnwork @E_iversonii @GregAbbott_TX @realDonaldTrump Who’s “they”? For what purpose are they doing this? What specific mechanisms are “they” using to achieve the effects we’re seeing?

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@onewhodo @CodeBrode @cathalmcb @war_sux @DapperMacAndHat @theneedledrop @Shmevy69 Ok you’re a genius and you know how to fix it. What is the solution? It’s very easy to say everyone else is dumb and their solutions are bad. what’s your solution

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

@halogen1048576 @nkulw Calling Mamdani a liar about his experiences with islamopjobia unfounded and then retreating to “im just a smol bean disabled person” when faced with criticism is pathetic, don’t you think?

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

everyone go change your social security number

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Cybercriminals have breached insurance giant Aflac, potentially stealing Social Security numbers and other customer information, the company says https://t.co/5GgOFAOC8z

[dave mayo @davemayonnaise]

what fucking “crossfire”????

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

U.S. Correspondent Lauren Tomasi has been caught in the crossfire as the LAPD fired rubber bullets at protesters in the heart of Los Angeles. #9News

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