davemilner71

Englishman. Facilitator of track meets. Cruncher of stats. Dad. Sarcasm Enthusiast. Fan of Leeds Utd and passenger on the accompanying emotional rollercoaster.

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@jgault13 The frequency of positive drug test results makes me less interested.

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@usainbolt @PUMA 3 dopers and a hurdling legend.

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Hey @FlairAirlines How about some kind of explanation as to why this flight from BNA to YYZ is over an hour late, and we’re sitting on a plane at the gate still that is ridiculously hot?

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@AirCanada What about bags that you’ve lost?

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Hey @AirCanada if you’re going to lose passengers’ bags, the least you could do is answer the bloody phone.

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@d9monti @TroyTurkeyTrot @usatf What an asshat

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@WightmanGeoff @MapleLeafs Geoff, you’re playing for the fights, mate!

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Congrats to Russia 🇷🇺, Belarus 🇧🇾, and Myanmar 🇲🇲. The only three nations to be #uninvited to be represented at the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II.

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So excited to have Mickey Rourke play at the Zebra Lounge in Memphis

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The check engine light on my car had been on for about 6 months, despite being serviced twice during that time. For no apparent reason, It is no longer on. While initially alarmed, I now realize that my car gives precisely the same number of f*cks as me.

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@TheRealMerb Not if you’re the weakest runner in the quartet.

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@JoKinRuns Have him watch the Netflix documentary about Blockbuster Video. His brain will short circuit. Ben had so many questions!!

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@TheRealMerb Wooosh! The sound of this tweet going over most people’s heads.

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@nickwillis Maybe because half of the spectators/media/meet crew are staying in other cities because World Athletics thought it would be a good idea to award the meet to a city of 175,000? 🤷‍♂️

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@hazelclarktv @DiggsTalitha Love it! Although @NBCOlympics spelled Miles wrong on that graphic!

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@Lilot1TrackMind Are you in Tennessee?

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@Lilot1TrackMind Wow! Women’s 800 final at 4:09, 1500 final at 4:52, 3000 final at 5:45. That’s brilliant planning! 😆 Tough for anyone who was planning to double.

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@jgault13 Brilliant timing!! Right between Boston/London/Rotterdam marathons and U.S Outdoor Champs. I’m sure folks will be just clamoring to jump on this for such a massive payday. 🙄

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@BiomechMax @usatf Behave. You’re lucky you have a venue already! :)

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@WorldAthletics @jgault13 Incredibly impressive run, but I’m curious: Drug testing on site? Course certified?