Samuel L. Bronkowitz

I specialize in overthinking

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

David Bowie will get me through this.

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

Wow, https://t.co/eTWtVBYQq1 is a horrendous pile of garbage. Constant errors and playback malfunctions. Going back to "stealing" the streams I paid for, I guess...

[dredg @dredg]

Free VAULTS hidden in the Bay Area.
SJ and Campbell.

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

@Super70sSports That's Duane Kuiper. Gotta be.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elementary School Lesson On Water Cycle Explains How Water Becomes Property Of Nestlé https://t.co/aOVPn7QXH0

[dredg @dredg]

VAULT USB

RETWEET AND LIKE THIS POST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE VAULT!
(Winner chosen tonight)

Vault ON SALE tomorrow, Dec. 1 at 10:00 AM (PST)
https://t.co/3biSrCncMJ

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

Dear Stranger Things,

I love you.

Please die.

- A Concerned Citizen

[CAL FIRE Mendocino @CALFIRE_MEU]

#LawsFire Incident Update: ~1 acre - 7 Engines, 2 Dozers, 3 Handcrews, 2 Chief Officers, 1 Helicopter, 2 Airtankers and 1 Air Attack for a total of 106 personal assigned to this fire. Location: in the area of Canyon Drive & Rosemary Lane, Ukiah, Mendocino County, CA #CALFIREMEU

[CAL FIRE Mendocino @CALFIRE_MEU]

#LawsFire Initial Report: fire fighters at scene of a 1/2 acre fire in the area of Canyon Drive & Rosemary Lane, Ukiah, Mendocino County Ca #CALFIREMEU

[Mendocino Sheriff @MendoSheriff]

Evacuation Warning: Wildfire in the Mcnab Ranch area, zone: 2ukv29, Be ready to evacuate at any moment, gather your belongings, check on your neighbors and leave early if possible. For more info visit https://t.co/BUm8RJedVd

[Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson]

the state’s riot squads sent out to protect the unaccountable clerics’ latest decrees by force

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

@Roxburgers @PowellAnalytics

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

@OakTownEli

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

The Rockies ball dude who fucked up and snagged a fair ball is a total badass. He got told he fucked up, so apologized and took off his hat in order to absorb all the blame. Fantastic.

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

The Lost City is just like your mom.

Tons of fun!

[dredg @dredg]

Got a set list? …post a pic.
THREAD. 👇🏼

(Tulsa, OK. Somewhere in the past)
#dredgvault #GavinsTypewriter

[Samuel L. Bronkowitz @daveofferson]

Has there ever been a "Ricky" after the '80s?

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Bro why is she crying? Is she ok!?

[Baseball is life @TommyBallgame81]

@MLB Gonna tell my kids this was Gabe Morales