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just a nobody trying to be a somebody

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@TheAthletic any plans on hiring a Dolphins beat writer any time soon?

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@stlouisfed That's a whole lot of Walmart greeters

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Somebody recorded Nick Saban’s zoom recruiting pitch and it’s INCREDIBLE @UnnecRoughness https://t.co/6x4JkI4E8i

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@rockstar_re @FossGregfoss @jayberjay Can't wait to give it a listen.

[Infinity Counter @servicesdown_]

🔔 #Cogeco down?

🔗 Real-time status: https://t.co/EOjjBq2ieV

🔁 RETWEET if you are affected too.

#CogecoDown #CogecoOutage
(Possible problems since 2021-01-08 10:04:46)

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@stefondiggs no pressure but my boy and I need you tonight to win our fantasy league. You've been our guy all season long and we know you'll do us proud tonight. Go get some!! #FantasyFootball

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

In Devon, Alberta there's a WWII vet who lives in a old folks home. This is their view as they look out the window today.

@LKeindel
put on her boots and stomped this into the field, now THAT'S GIVINER!!!

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@timandsid ...most ridiculous thing I've seen since Friedmans 'rona beard. #BestBuyxMatchGame

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@barstoolsports @katebarstool Bill's mafia called. They'd like their dildo back before the Patriots come to town

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@jana_pruden @TylerRittinger Not probably. I ended up w stitches in my head after the monkey bar ladder fell on me while trying to take it down one day after gym.

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@barstoolsports @ATIBarstool Santas little helper

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@nypost Isn't that what got him into trouble in the first place?

[Coach Pete Bell @CoachPeteBellWU]

@barstoolsports Brady in the locker room with gronk after yesterdays game.

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@ClueHeywood Silly Clue. Toe Fungus has never killed anyone

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@ATIBarstool Caillou. Hands down.

[Home Plate Lady @Homeplate_Lady]

@BlueJays Hello @bluejays ... you know what to do here. People kind of want this. Drop me a line and we can put some smiles on some faces. Put @Homeplate_Lady behind home plate.

[Mike Wilner @Wilnerness]

What should we do if we think he should NEVER cut it?

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@barstoolsports @ATIBarstool Another one bites the dust

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@EcoSenseNow

[Lisa @YoungStreete]

@levinepmc @CTVNews @CBCNews @gmbutts Also a must read. https://t.co/6yIHVZbTz9

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@Dostanuggles Lol. Yep. 10 bonus points if you crack the code

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