David Randolph

Award-Winning Marketing Executive, Speaker, Author of the New Book NONSENSETENCES

[David Randolph @daverando]

Twitter Friends, I'm proud to announce the publication of my new book NONSENSETENCES which is a collection of the most clueless and hilarious quotes from 15 years in the advertising biz at https://t.co/chFl4mPt9b #nonsensetencesbook #Amazon #Kindle

[David Randolph @daverando]

@Hyundai Still... nobody has called me or contacted me in any way from either Hyundai USA or the Autonation Hyundai Savannah dealership. My son does not own the car. I do. It is in my name. I have received no updates. Please make this happen this morning.

[David Randolph @daverando]

Hot off the presses! Paperback and Kindle app versions. Search “nonsensetences” on Amazon! https://t.co/S2o86AR2P6

[David Randolph @daverando]

Available on Amazon for Kindle and on paperback! https://t.co/4MQg5nf3YS

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Fonzie would approve. https://t.co/0h2iKZ6f0j

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Make sure you don’t backslide! https://t.co/WOCh4BIkPL

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When toddlers visit the office everyone gets more smarter. https://t.co/IzWtguDJdZ

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Cool. I’m just going to find another seat across the room. https://t.co/SdobT1w2Jv

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It’s so convenient that time flows in alphabetical order. https://t.co/zILNxlIlhN

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After she blew up the party balloons with her mouth. https://t.co/IM8efA12EM

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My boss was planning for all contingencies. https://t.co/OPR87WfB1K

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Check out our new blog! See what cognitive biases lead to a consumers decision when buying! #marketing #marketingpsychology #newblog https://t.co/8cO1KTxRB2

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@coachjfranklin I made a special video just in time for Ohio State week. You're an amazing coach and Nittany Nation loves you! Go get 'em! #WeArePennState #PSUWhiteOut #PSU

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There’s a special place in hell for the people behind this authenticator plugin. #JustLetMeSignUp!

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25 checkout lines at #IKEA but 2 open. Long lines. #Kroger does the same thing. Are you trying to give retail away to #amazon? #retailmistakes

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Nothing "sells" faster than left over pizza in the breakroom. #vendorlunch

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What Trump COULD look like if #GQ got their hands on him...

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Here's how marketers can take advantage of #InstagramStories and the masses leaving #Snapchat. #Content #Strategy https://t.co/949CBMrnLF via @PRWeekUS

[David Randolph @daverando]

Over the last week we've treated the kids to: 16 Candles, Breakfast Club and Fletch. They're not as great as we remember. Kids nonplussed. #EightiesNostalgia

[David Randolph @daverando]

New Press! Delighted with Rosann Bartle's latest article on @MediaPost ! Read more on "what happens when brand trust is broken" and who's doing it right! #Marketing #BrandTrust https://t.co/h0AKOYo5kY @DRUMagency