Dave Smith

Occasional Dadisms, Conservative - original and unoriginaI bits of humor, puns, witicisms, quips, observations, & advice (often flawed) for daily living.

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

There's no 'off' position on my genius switch.

#Props2JAS
#Ah-Ah

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

Today is indeed a dark day for the United States of America.

It is unconscionable for a President to indict the leading candidate opposing him. Joe Biden kept classified documents for decades.

I, and every American who believes in the rule of law, stand with President Trump against this grave injustice. House Republicans will hold this brazen weaponization of power accountable.

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

Oh Meathead! Give it a break.

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

Ross is a dumbass! Taillon was doing ok. Removes him one out away from a win, and brings in the teams worst rekiever!! #GoCubs

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Cubs are on the board!

@ihapp_1

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

How are people not protesting and burning cities after hearing this?!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Elon Musk exposes Adam Schiff for telling Twitter to ban investigative journalist Paul Sperry.

Looks like the only person colluding all these years was Adam Schiff.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Current president.

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

It's time to consider impeachment of Biden & Mayorkas. They are ignoring the safety of Americans.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Democrats created the border crisis. Then, they denied it existed. Now, they’re blaming Republicans for it.

Unbelievable.

[Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley]

Facebook was given Adam Schiff’s telephone number to discuss it's compliance-an ironic contact point on censoring disinformation. Schiff pushed the false disinformation claim on the Hunter Biden laptop as well as false narratives on Trump-Russia collusion. https://t.co/6f7Xq6eZRt

[Border Patrol Union - NBPC @BPUnion]

Visiting an ice cream shop: Very important

Visiting our border, where illegal immigration, deaths, escapes and fentanyl smuggling set new records non-stop with thousands dying as a result: Not important

[Tom Fitton @TomFitton]

Was Biden's unlawful student debt scheme election interference?

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

Wtf?

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Did he just say that? Yep.

[News That Matters @ThatmattersNews]

BREAKING

Elon Musk has reportedly made an offer to buy the FBI from the Clintons

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

This may be the wrong venue, but every single Instagram post I have ever sent out, has some sort of typo.
#Ah-Ah

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

Where is the self awareness?

[Townhall.com @townhallcom]

Lori Lightfoot today: "The toxicity in our public discourse is a thing that I think we should all be concerned about."

Lori Lightfoot last week: "F*ck Clarence Thomas!"

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."
- GEORGE FOREMAN

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

Three Pinocchio's on this one!
#LiarLiar

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

When President Biden took office, millions were unemployed and there was no vaccine available.

In the last 15 months, the economy has created 8.3M jobs and the unemployment rate stands at 3.6% — the fastest decline in unemployment to start a President's term ever recorded.

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

"If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are... a different game should you play."
- YODA

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

"When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know that it is."
- OSCAR WILDE

[Dave Smith @davesgotjokes]

"The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the nonobvious."
-MARCUS AURELIUS