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@NUCLRGOLF Bad golfers never have an excuse to act badly. You suck, so when you suck, where’s the expectation mismatch?

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@SnazzyLabs You lost me at Kia.

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@brandenflasch Roomier, faster, safer, better build quality, more luxurious, more efficient, DRIVES ITSELF, supercharging network. What choice?

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@SawyerMerritt This guy.

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@DudespostingWs Barf. The intentional train irony is almost as sickening as the voice.

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@daniel_mac8 @trq212 Also a defense lawyer’s nightmare.

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@MamaSissieSays Based on your pronoun listing in your profile, you’ve likely never had a man touch you, period.

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@ABC The word “allegedly” has become a media’s license to lie.

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@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Bro. Make a single dollar of profit. Until then, maybe stop forecasting bullshit.

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@Top100Rick Let’s not bring back this me too garbage please.

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@CARN0N We’ve purchased six in less than seven years.

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@wholemars It’s awesome but regressive on right lane camping for me. It’ll move over for a freeway exit two miles beforehand even on Mad Max.

Also, sensitivity seems way up. Used to look at my phone with sunglasses on any mode without any alerts. Now can’t go more than 30 seconds.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Outsourcing your procreation to third world countries with the opposite value systems is suicidal cuckoldry. It becomes so retarded, it borderlines fetishism.

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@jon_delorraine After watching a soccer game. There’s nothing lower IQ than this.

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@anymanfitness My sister’s a teacher. I respect her career choice but it’s wild she gets two months out of the year to just go Netflix and chill. Can you imagine a company telling you to go take a 60 day long vacation? Jealous of the time off. No envy for the salary.

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@Miki53688453 This is genius.

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@liorsela Sloth when I see a cop. Chill when I’m drunk. Standard when I’m early for an appointment. Hurry when I’m feeling prim and proper. Mad Max for everything else.

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I can’t take anyone seriously who claims they’re trying to automate their life with AI, but doesn’t drive a Tesla with FSD.

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@LucasNavarreteM It would be so easy to get rid of flops. Call them. Review on play back. If confirmed, technical foul.