Dave cole

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@TrevKeeler anyone other than you still on here?

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Ever take a crap so epic u just wanna look @ it. But it slipped down the tube and u can only c the perfectly pinched head! #perfectpoo

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Kinda got a thing 4 the chick Doodlebop. gotta make dew with what's always on. And I've never nailed a purple chick! #dadproblems

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@Rankine97 Jovi, the second most effective female viagra. Second only 2 money! #bitcheslovemoney #cougarfestival

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@phildabong I'm kinda hopin Something Milf related. Stiffler's mom or the hot chick form mythbusters.. #itallworks4me

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Attention all girls! Only 2 1/2 weeks til Halloween. Your yearly chance to unleash your inner slut. Make this one count. #Halloweenhos

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@Pie_Zon Myra & Melissa loved it. Family of 300*er's got on small world with us and we started takin on water. That's no way 2 go out!

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Back from a week @ Disney world... Americans are Fat!.. Nuff said. #electricscootersandfriedfood

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

why r there so many penis shaped foods banana, cucumber, ect. And no vagina shaped foods. luv 2 c a chick eat a juicy vagina fruit.

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Only olympics worth watching! Dutch women's field hockey team. #rollofdimes #illwatchthat http://t.co/tSzXo5Lg

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Watching America's got talent. I'd totally rub bathing suit areas with Sharon Osbourne. #crushthatcougar

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Storms a brewin! http://t.co/hscnsBgj

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

This heat makes me poop alot. #hotsweatypoos

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@TrevKeeler @bowmanvilleguy1 @Lawdog4444 @MattMcCoy6 @MMMcKelvie @Pie_Zon @phildabong @Rankine97 @jayisawsome1 http://t.co/4AgH1Uwa

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Tuff night on the lake with @TrevKeeler. #stillbetterthanworkin http://t.co/d3G0kHki

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@JennKeeler @TrevKeeler sure I'll never hear her over the hydro sucking symphony of TK's AC and fans. #cantuneoutanykid

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@TrevKeeler @JennKeeler one more sleep!

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

Funny how the dick on city tv got a good shot of"bad traffic" with his suv and a cop car with lights flashing road side #retardreporting

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@jennkeeler whats cheaper, a few boxes of kleenex or washing 4 loads of @TrevKeeler 's crusty sox. #tkhappyendingfestival

[Dave cole @davey_cole]

@jennkeeler you sure are a lucky girl... #youmarriedahobo