David Auld

[Wembley Stadium @wembleystadium]

A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for.

To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️

All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞

Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Amount of people saying “Stay & fight”, like this is some war movie. You cant fight. You cant even protest without being called racist.

& Fight who? How? The whole country is fucked, the water companies robbed us & dumped shit in the water, you can’t swim anywhere you’ll get ill & die. The country is literally a shit hole.

The councils are bankrupt & cant even fix a pot hole & charge you council tax for the privilege of doing fuck all while robbing you.

Moneys taxed, cars taxed, petrols taxed, booze, food EVERYTHING is taxed, then if you manage to save enough money after its been taxed to buy a house you get taxed on that, then if you die and pass it to your kids that gets taxed. They literally want everything from the working man while they hide their money. Its a con, we are being conned.

& We are about to get taxed even more.

NHS is fucked. Cost of living fucked. Interest rates are fucked, & we got years of it getting worse before it gets better.

Londons a hell hole & unsafe after dark. I hate it.

The men think they are women, kids are encouraged to think about their sexuality & gender.

Our soldiers are getting stabbed.

Our police are pussies & the ones that aint get fired.

& that aint even getting started on illegal immigration, thats getting worse.

If my country ever needed me to actually fight id be there, 100%, but i ain’t gambling the lifes of my three daughters in the mean time, & even if they did survive growing up here for what? To live in a shit hole full of fucking wierdo’s. No thanks.

Where would i go? Somewhere with a backbone, a bit of sun & with less risk of your kids getting murderd, like Australia, Russia or fucking North Korea.

I whole heartedly encourage anyone with young kids that have the ability to leave to do so. Todays events in Southport have rocked me to the core, im sat here looking at my daughters feeling sad.

You can still work on trying to get your voice heard while your kids are safe.

I want my kids to live not survive.

[David Auld @daveyauld]

@CraigHope_DM Craig Hope at the back post with the hyperbole

[David Auld @daveyauld]

@SkySportsNews Awful punditry. Sums up how clueless 99% of them are these days

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for @NUFC vs Brighton on Thursday 18th May 🎟️🎟️

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Winner picked at random and announced on Sunday & will do the FUN88 HT challenge ⚡️

#NUFC | #PremierLeague

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[David Auld @daveyauld]

@SkySportsPL Thank fuck for that

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

WHO’S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNIIIITED! 🤩

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for @nufc vs Man Utd on April 2nd at St James’ Park 🎟️🎟️

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We’ll pick a winner at random & announce on Thursday 30th March 💥

The winner will also get to do the FUN88 HT challenge ⚽️

#NUFC | #MUFC

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for @NUFC vs West Ham this Saturday night 🤩 To enter:

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Winner picked at random and announced at lunch time tomorrow ⚫️⚪️

#NUFC | #NEWWHU | #WHUFC

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

Our last Twitter giveaway for a HUGE game at St James’ Park on Tuesday night with a place in the #CarabaoCup final at stake! 🤩

To be in with a chance of winning a pair of tickets:

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Winner picked at random & announced on Monday!

#NUFC ⚫️⚪️

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for @NUFC vs Southampton in the second-leg of the Carabao Cup semi-final 🏆🎟️🎟️

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We’ll pick a winner at random and announce later this week! 🤝

#CarabaoCup | #NUFC ⚫️⚪️

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Four of our January signings making a 𝗛𝗨𝗚𝗘 impact at St Mary's! 🙂

⚫️⚪️

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Sit back and enjoy over 2 minutes of Laurent Robert brilliance.

Some left peg. 🚀

https://t.co/LrZV0D215m

[David Auld @daveyauld]

@IanWade85 I remember you bringing it into school! Cracking mate, give me a shout when you're in and I'll have a bit of banter

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Newcastle 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗.

🖤🤍

[David Auld @daveyauld]

@oftheVotadini @smil3r5 @ToonPolls Aye they're all terrible for it, wish they'd pack it in!

[David Auld @daveyauld]

@smil3r5 @ToonPolls It does my head in too but no-one ever seems to mention it! It's the constant "I howp...." that grinds my gears

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

RT if you want Steve Bruce to leave #NUFC