Dave

Cars, motorbikes, bicycles, animal welfare, health, wellbeing. Loves Live comedy, politically homeless, questioning mind.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Friend.

[🔥⚜️ 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐌𝐚𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 ⚜️🔥 @Andrew_Maj42]

❤️ Real heroes don’t always wear capes. Sometimes they’re simply people who stop to help when they don’t have to. Small acts of kindness can make a life-changing difference. 🙏✨

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The local firefighters couldn't stop laughing when a stray dog helped them

[Dave @daveyboy79]

@GeoffNorcott

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Packing thousands of straws together basically creates a low-tech pixel screen.

Each straw acts as an independent light pathway, perfectly mimicking how data channels work.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Why women lived longer than men, part 1068

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Risked his life for a dog❤️

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

During this extremely hot weather please don’t forget to check in on elderly relatives and neighbours to remind them that He-Man is a massive fucking arsehole.

[Battersea @Battersea_]

His media training at Battersea is clearly paying off

[Battersea @Battersea_]

Did you know Scottish Fold cats' ears fold because of a genetic mutation that affects all the cartilage in their body? 💔

We want a world where health & welfare come before looks. Help others see the hidden cost of cute by sharing this post.

Learn more: https://t.co/VYEUuSAfLL

[CeeJay @C_e_e_J_a_y_]

@MrJamesMay

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable.

How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present?

Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important.

Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

[BloodyLoveLeh @No2ofTheBLB]

Hands Up Is It Sir Watt 😂😂😂👌

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When the internet tells you a shop/business is open but “bank holiday may affect these opening hours” - the internet is basically saying “dunno, mate, but have fun finding out!”

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This annoys all the right people.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

👀

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

More of this, please.😂

[Humans Being Bros @humansbeingbro]

an 81 year old man named Arnold landed a backflip and shocked everyone 😭

[Dave @daveyboy79]

@thejasonbyrne I cannot look at this in the same way since I went to see "Ironic, Bionic Man". It's playing on Sky Arts right now, Tales of the Unexpected , not you singing "you are a cunt, cunt, cunt!" 🤣