daveylawd

[daveylawd @daveylawd]

You can call me on my potato

[daveylawd @daveylawd]

John - his ancestors built outhouses many many years ago

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She said Chicken is bae, she's not even black Carley.

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Are you eating an orange or something?

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He fluffed his asshole

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I wonder if our class is the biggest creeps in the school

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I put my balls on nicks chicken sandwich sir

[daveylawd @daveylawd]

Thats not pee thats squirt

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TWINS?! Did you guys ever fuck the same girl? If you do send me a picture

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My dad took all my mothers money, put our house up for sale and peaced out to indonesia

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I used to work as a black berry programmer, now i work at pizza hut.

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Hes gonna be tits up any minute now... (He was right)

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Hes got his finger in all the right assholes

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Woman master-baiting in the bathroom... "she needs an intervention, shes alllll fucked up!"

[daveylawd @daveylawd]

Sympathy in the dictionary is between shit and syphiles

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My bf said he would get me a puppy for valentines if I let him put it in the butt

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A - My knees are so sore, feels like ive been sucking too much dick.

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C - You guys are still looking at girls? N - Thats all we do.

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G - Its all chinese medicine, that shit all comes from Japan

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Thats not pee dats squirt. #uwotm8