Dave 🪱

I’m mad all the time and i want to destroy you deadly style

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

Dave’s intro 🐌

☀︎ Age: 17
Pronoun: he him

☀︎ You can follow if you’re under 15 but i won’t follow back so don’t even ask

☀︎ Gw: 100 lb
Ugw: my lw
Lw: 91 lb

☀︎ Not putting 🏚️tags cause i don’t wanna get sussed by big fatty ball gurgler elon and his twitter minions

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

My stupid halloween costume this year
Don’t worry about my face I’m bad at posing for pictures

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

How come whenever someone finds out you have an eating disorder it’s all they ever talk about

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

Denis eats lettuce

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

Try to get a septum piercing done correctly with a hooked nose challenge (impossible)

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

Ok guys, i ate my pumpkin bread and i ate my disgustingly sweet five pieces of candy, so now is when the diet officially starts, NO BS. No more disruptions cause I’m not craving any more of that shit ass candy after actually trying it, and i won’t have pumpkin bread fomo.

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

Am i getting an Adam’s apple or am i crazy because i didn’t think that could even happen (ignore my grossness this was right before a shower and i was sweating)

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

2024 vs now is kinda crazy

Also, who the HELL let me out of the house with that hair? It looked like a fucking lego piece

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

Wait a minute, i just got followed by someone with minors dni in bio should i follow back or what..? I’m scared how does that work, should i just wait a few months and then circle back..? </3

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

@cowboyjun0 I would try for something other than braces but we’re on state insurance so we can’t have shit

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Would a dentist fix seven teeth at once or no because these teeny tiny cavities are making me really uneasy and if they’re gonna stick braces to my teeth and i have cavities that get trapped or something I’m gonna freak out

[FREE PALESTINE 🍉 @Stellar_Arden]

i can be selective too

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

@x0Starlight You mean drug addiction

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Why is everyone getting drunk and hanging out with people tonight can i have some

[J-Blazey @PH4_Z3S]

How Vivziepop sees the world

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

@Louluangel404 Here comes the halloween police

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

Time to double brush my teeth

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

Oh my god dude how do people binge on candy i already have a headache and a stomach ache after like five pieces this is like pure sugar

[weoweo @weoweo420]

how i imagine yumeshippers

[Dave 🪱 @daveypalooza]

How it feels trying a reese’s cup after not eating junk food for months

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@cinerexic Wait you’re joking i have 7 deep beans scars there I’m so scared