Dave Zitko

Barman. Mayor of Leisure City.

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

The @XFLBattleHawks need to make the Arrested Development chicken dance the touchdown video for home games.

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

Maybe if we all go to Boston and dump a bunch of ice into the harbor we can fix all this?

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

On the express bus to YYZ and some dude has a boombox bumping Britney Spears ‘99 hit Crazy, and it’s a real vibe in here.

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

Guess you could say the rabbit is out of the hat 🤣

https://t.co/AETYHmQSXZ

[STL Australian Football @STLAFL]

⚠️ TRAINING CAMP ALERT⚠️

Join us this Saturday 10 am at Cricket Filed in Forest Park for an intro to the sport and a game to conclude the day.

#AussieRules #STL

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

What a crew we have at 5 Star. It’s been a pretty insane 10 days and they’ve all crushed it. Every day. Pretty thrilled to be a part of this team, bunch of legends.

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

What is it the Girl Scouts do to these cookies that you don’t realize you’ve put down an entire box until you’ve eaten two?

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

Despite being together for only a couple years, Cream was one of the best psych rock bands there ever was.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

❤️

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

@RiverfrontTimes where can I find a copy of the newest issue downtown?

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

All you really need to do is like beer and come by, snag a raffle ticket or 10, and hang out. 1pm to 6pm today only at 2nd Shift Brewing Co

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

Yo #STL get over to 2nd Shift today from 1-6. My football club is doing an Australia Day fundraiser. Raffling a meat tray, wine, snacks. They’re selling meat pies and sausage rolls too! @STLAFL

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

@ProkickAus Aussie rules American football!

[STL Australian Football @STLAFL]

Bevvies | Feed | Raffle

Need we say more?

@2ndshiftbrewing

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

Lauren regales me of tales after the holiday weekend that reminds me of Fawlty Towers. I turn it on when she goes to shower. Her shouting from the other room…. “did you turn on fawlty towers?”

[KOMU 8 Sports @KOMUsports]

He coached #Mizzou to a pair of Cotton Bowl victories, now he's seen a third, this time as a College Football Hall of Famer.

@BenArnetKOMU went one-on-one with Gary Pinkel following the 14-3 victory on Friday night over Ohio State.

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

@DarthDondo13 Makes sense for last year. Although early season attendance could’ve been really good?

[Dave Zitko @davezitko]

Folks ya don’t have to threaten to never come back or start off the conversation mean mannered. If you have a bad experience at a restaurant (or anywhere) address the situation politely, chances are it can and will be remedied easily. People make mistakes. Two of these today. 🙄

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

If Trump becomes president again, after all we know ,and you supported his campaign you will have participated in the end of American democracy.
You will not be rewarded by your leader beyond a rush you might seek for upending civility.
You aren't part of his plan.
He is the entirety of his plan and the future will belong to him.
Not you.
You won't get a thank you or a knowing nod.
He will allow you to buy trinkets with his image and name emblazoned.
Trump is a despicable example of human kind.
Devoid of compassion.
Devoid of any respect for knowledge and education.
Trump is the fully realized Id.
He will have no guardians , no guard rails and no shame.
He cannot tell the difference between what he is and what he wants.
There is none when you analyze the situation.
He flunks Descarte's building block syllogism automatically.
He can't think so no therefore.
Ego driven rage and revenge.
If you're inclined to assist him please rethink your reasons.
#Trump