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[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@RossySculpts So....no dragons

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@amaziement I'm in this comic.

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@bekahbadabing I'll bring a side of bullets

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@suzietrueband Anything less than the scene from V for Vendetta and they'll have failrd

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

She looks really cool though.

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

Stop saying your favourite colour is my skin tone.

[🌷✨Chai✨🌷 @_Cheumi]

Please don't fetishize Asians

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@aaronarted There was a whole AITA about this and yes, he was an asshole for not cleaning his

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

Real talk, night shower folk are superior

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Morning shower people: how does it feel to sleep in your filth every night? What is it like knowing the grime of everything you’ve done this week is fermenting in your sheets? Do you ever feel clean?

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@DannyVegito Power move, become a fish

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@LLinnbyr Epilogue:

When his daughter and grandkids show up with their idiot, Walt made a point that the kids got a bed, his daughter got her old room and the mouth breather got the pull out couch.

"It's big enough for two people."
Walt would say before muttering, "You dumbass moron."

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@LLinnbyr The fact that this complete and utter throwback stands around jabbering about Crypto like some overgrown baby in sunglasses is the singular reason Walter believes there's no God or that maybe he was Idi Amin in a previous life.

He has to be strong though. For his family. Always.

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@LLinnbyr And why does he have to wear his goddamn shades everywhere? What is he, Knight Rider? Even at Sunday dinner.

Walter sometimes rubs the spot in his leg where the metal remains and questions if it was all worth it. The fighting. The nightmares. But he did it for *his* family.

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@LLinnbyr And its not even like, Meet the Parents level of dumb. The Man. Cannot. Act. Right.

They go to a restaurant that's been the center of the family's life for receptions and funerals, and the mf'er said out loud, "What do you mean it's a wood fired oven? Doesn't wood burn?"

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@austratalks I've been known to be seated at a big table in Chinese restaurants if I'm alone and it's busy. I just order my bowl of rice and meat and mind my own business. I got used to it?

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@CataleyaVi *entering the bath*

*Leaving the bath angrily*

Where the hell is my commission

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@LLinnbyr The daughter wanted the husband to bond with his dad and so they went birdwatching together but the son accidentally killed a rare tit warbler and that was just the end of ~that~

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@LLinnbyr The man's name is Walter, he still has a piece of shrapnel in his leg from the war but it's nothing compared to the pain of this human compost bag defiling his daughter and their family name.

In his spare time he builds birdhouses and loves birdwatching down by the lake.

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@LLinnbyr The sheer indifference the man has towards this human stain of a son-in-law. It's Fargo x ten

[davidHoSang @davidHoSang84]

@aaronarted Ugh, just like my lizard brain to see that convenient is spelled wrong

[♥️ @gaysmtra]

aint nobody looking at that damn fish