always tired

[always tired @davidXCIV]

@ph_tailor @TheyCallMeWeezy @Osi_Suave you no go buy cylinder, fill gas, buy hose and regulator?

[Josh Sumoski @Joshsumoski]

Remember 2019 Lekki Flood?
Yeah the one that had people paddling canoes on the streets… Good!!

Church wedding and Reception was somewhere deep inside mainland and they had pleaded with the couple to lodge somewhere around but the groom refused and they both slept in their “luxurious” houses in Lekki.

Rain started falling in the night and was still drizzling around 11am next morning when the church wedding was supposed to start.

Of cos the couple were still nowhere to be found even around 1pm, of which church ministers had already done the service and everybody don dance tire, we were just waiting for them to show up and exchange rings and be done with service

But of cos they had woken up to their houses submerged in water and you can already imagine how messed up that is.

Sha sha, bride managed to get to church around 2:45pm and we still had to wait for the groom cos his house was farther inside Lekki

Notable mention is that during the long wait, the bride’s grandmother who literally raised the bride had fainted due to high BP issues cos she was stressed for her “daughter” and had been rushed to the hospital and of cos the bride’s brothers and cousins were livid and swore to beat up the groom cos they had warned him to lodge in a nearby hotel but he refused.

Sha sha, groom arrived around 4:15pm and all hell broke loose immediately he stepped down from the car, looking like a shadow of himself, cos baba with his driver and bestman don push hin beautiful Range Rover inside flood all morning. The bride’s cousins saw him and started chasing him around the church’s compound with 2 by 2😂

The priests were sha later able to calm the wàhálà and after asking both families if they still wanted the wedding to go on and got consent, they joined them both.

We started reception around 7pm and like 1 hour into the reception, we got news that the grandma had died. I just shook my head and asked in my mind if this marriage would ever last…

The marriage broke 2 weeks later.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

If this tweet gets a thousand retweets, Make your way to @outterspacelab store in Lekki anytime this week and pick up the grey color! Happy Birthday brother 🎉

[𝐿𝑢𝑠ℎ//𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑙𝑢𝑔 ❤︎ @ms___dale]

My favourite type of content rn 🤣😂 rating foods people bring to get togethers. 😂😂😂

[always tired @davidXCIV]

@NemeremNjoku @Robertholar that’s 400 million GHC but continue

[always tired @davidXCIV]

@_blakdave sorry bro

[always tired @davidXCIV]

@TheAjibolaGrey 😂

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

The sound be killing me🤣🤣

[Oluyomi Ojo @OluyomiOjo]

This video lives rent-free in my head. There are places where dreams are killed, but we hardly talk about places where you can't even dream at all. How do you help kids like this know what’s possible?

[always tired @davidXCIV]

@OmoGbajaBiamila 😂

[always tired @davidXCIV]

when it comes to class, I be teacher

[49th. @the49thstreet]

What’s the hardest opening line in Afrobeats history?

[always tired @davidXCIV]

ise kekere, owo nla

[49th. @the49thstreet]

What’s the hardest opening line in Afrobeats history?

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

@UIbyBiba You should be sleeping at the office.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

If you’re earning 200k salary and you’re taking uber to work, you’re under a spell

[always tired @davidXCIV]

😂

[Naija @Naija_PR]

“No be accident, na my king” 😭

[DAMZY @Segun_Odunayo]

We had a hard time filming this, it was torturous to listen to.

The sad thing about this is that we hear this isn’t the first time the officer involved is doing this and he has now been redeployed to another station in same Ogun state.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Blood type compatibility.

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

For those earning over N1,000,000 per month, what do you do for a living to achieve that income?

[always tired @davidXCIV]

air peace and 30BG slander, he they always sweet me,

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