david helfman

Ace of suedes • deffo linking a jessie • podiatry • shybeast • Peoples Front of Judea • Papi 5 cuff • #HaikuThursdays

[david helfman @david_helfman]

My greatest fear is that Scarlett Johansson won’t fall in love with me until I’m a 60yo washed-up movie star, traveling alone in Japan for some bullshit product endorsement deal

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@Cantona_Collars A

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Grown man having a good day

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@Hosang Of the 4 CBs unavailable, 2 are suspended and 1 was hurt under Amorim…

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@Aninduna @EzzyMUFC 🚨 Retard alert 🚨

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@decadimitry @mooroobee @jathansadowski Just saying dude… it’s kinda nit picking in this specific example, but this kind of identity politics is part of the problem

[david helfman @david_helfman]

@decadimitry @mooroobee @jathansadowski The Palestinian keffiyeh has a long/complex symbolic history. Here, it probably implies support for 🇵🇸. And in the US, most people who support 🇵🇸 are “liberal”… but not always. Democracy works best if we treat issues individually, not as indicators of larger political buckets.

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@hunteryharris Some say bofa

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@jiratickets That’s what it’s all about brother

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@___frye Bluepilled

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@CaitlinPacific I’m right here queen

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Usually when there’s a 7ft pile of something, “how’s it going to go away?” is such a valid question. like 99.9% of the time that’s such a valid question

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

This pile is almost 7 ft high. How’s it going to go away?

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@RadishHarmers CAD

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@BradleyDSharp11 🚨 retard alert 🚨

[Vessel Of Spirit @VesselOfSpirit]

are things blue, or are things red? the blue things hypothesis has trouble accounting for blood, clown noses, and the chinese flag. but the red things hypothesis can't explain jeans, sapphires, or even the sky. overall i think it's very much an open question

[david helfman @david_helfman]

@user84829272 Literally how I feel stepping out everyday

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@ratlimit For the biggest pots o’ gold! ☘️🌈

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@CaseyBHead Date night in Aplington and you think I’m taking her to Stinky’s?? Not even a top 5 area bar

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@itsCanadianBae Holler at me Queen

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@OptaJoe Feel like “undeniable” is a particularly bad choice given that most of these “chances” were *ahem* denied…

[charlie @chunkbardey]

hate my outfit today. i would never wear this