David N. Arnold

Tech, food, and booze

[David N. Arnold @david_n_arnold]

The Queen’s Risky Move That Might Pay Off Later, now on Quibi

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@5chw4r7z So is pauly shore!

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i cannot. go. to the bathroom. i hurt. my bladder. rollerblading

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i just paid money to rent bio-dome eloi eloi lama sabachthani

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me running back into the kitchen to stuff a fistful of fries in my mouth a minute before my intermittent fasting window starts is the most exercise i’ve done all quarantine

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Bold text is a microaggression

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Planet Fitness is the best choice for a gym membership that you’re planning to never use

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@CincyNomerati The truth must be told

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Cheez Balls are good if you’ve always wanted to eat styrofoam packing peanuts but they didn’t smell enough like feet

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Gold Star Chili is like what happens when someone who hates Cincinnati chili tries to prove how bad it is

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@CincyNomerati Too much fan service

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Blues Brothers 2000 isn’t canon

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starring robert downey jr, robert downey jr, robert downey jr, and introducing robert downey jr as robert downey jr

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mrs doolittle’s tea shithouse

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just me shitposting on the family group chat again

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Happy 12th anniversary to my hard-working, singing, running, dancing, tiki-loving, fun-having wife! I'm looking forward to our next adventures together!! (and hoping I can keep up 😅) https://t.co/i2acT8QonN

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when someone pulls off nine inch nails closer at karaoke

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@techbytom Oh man I remember these!

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‘New Day, Same Bullshit,’ Whispers Dalai Lama Before Slapping On Smile To Greet The Masses https://t.co/7S3IY4x7ZE

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