DAVID

#teamchelseafc || DIE MANNSCHAFT

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

MABINGWA!!!

[Paras Chopra @paraschopra]

Today I learned that in English:

words starting with "gl-" often relate to light: gleam, glint, glance, glare, glaze, glimpse, glitter, gloss, glower, glisten, glaze, glitz, glazed.

words starting with "sn-" often relate to nose: sniff, sneeze, snuff, snore, snort, snot.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I love this Chinese saying: Weak people idolize power. Strong people value authenticity.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨👋🏼 Lukas Podolski has retired from professional football at 41 years old.

[Ｆｅｒｎーちゃん。 @ThatFernStan]

Rock bottom is a gift. It strips away your ego, pride and all the bullshit you've been carrying. You left with nothing but raw possibility.chance to rebuild from scratch and create something you thought was impossible. Nothing tests your character like being at your lowest. That's where you find out who you really are. Rock bottom isn't the end. It's the reset to your life.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

“A homeless man died of hunger but there was food at his funeral.”

- Oscar Wilde

[Lion of the Mountain @BrianMPeter]

As the police were busy struggling with this guy, another suspect in the cruiser got tired of waiting and casually walked out of the police car like he was going to buy a smokie 😂

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Pray against the spirit of sudden problems that arise whenever you receive money.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

You lose a lot of opportunities when you don't go outside.

[Freddy🇰🇪 @Frednjerii]

My friend made 10 million last month.
He is 26
No Degree.He is an Automotive Engineering dropout.
First salary: 24k.
Last month: 10million Kenyan shillings.
What changed?
He stopped looking for jobs.
And started selling his dad's land.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇪🇸 Thiago Alcântara x Rodri in the Spain training back in 2020.

Imagine being that good at football, you can do this.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

What a brilliant run from Ferdinand Omanyala

[Premier League @premierleague]

37 Matchweeks down, 1 to go.

🔜 The Final Day

[👑 @Kdhchels_]

🚨 In 2014 Chelsea recorded 17 of their players called up to play in the World Cup

🚨 In 2018 Chelsea recorded 14 players called up to play in the WC

🚨 In 2022 Chelsea had 15 of their players called up to the World Cup

🚨 In 2026 Chelsea has recorded…. see below

[Premier League @premierleague]

Welcome back, @HullCity 🐯

Congratulations on promotion to the Premier League!

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇳🇴🏆 The way Norway announced their squad for the 2026 World Cup is a must watch. It was told by the King of Norway! 👑

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

If anyone ever asks you why you love football, show them Paris Saint-Germain vs Bayern München. 🎬

[DAVID @david_thur]

@moneyacademyKE Its been happening for a long time me as a culprit

[Iran in Ghana @IRAN_GHANA]

Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.

We'd like to apply for the vacancy.

Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.

The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.