David Acuff

Los Angeles | Author | Screenwriter | Comedy Marketing ::: What doesn't kill you makes you funnier! 🤘🏻😇🤘🏻

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

New Battle Tides book trailer is up. Have you read it and rated it on Amazon yet?! Have you left a copy in Spielberg’s star trailer?! ⭐️ have you bought a copy for your parole officer?! What are we waiting for?!?! Do it!

https://t.co/q2WoFOid2g

#amwritingscifi

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

@EHuanglu It’s like Audrey’s face but Anne Hathaways voice coming out

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

What if Cowboy Bebop received the live-action adaptation fans had always imagined? Ever since I heard Keanu was attached 10+ years ago to the live-action Bebop, I always wondered... what if.

https://t.co/kX0Q9OJeHK

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

@aimikoda Thanks. Will attempt a new sheet based off your prompts.

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

In the masterful words of Neo… “Whoa!!”

Woke up this morning to a #1 Amazon Best-Seller for “The Edge:Fourth Ward”. 1407 orders out the door! Hopefully they all return for Book#2! Grab your free kindle copy THIS WEEKEND! Link below!

https://t.co/9Wk6fy6eIV

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

@brklotz Hahaha exactly! And then Ken was all…

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

Some light weekend reading on my LA
Voyage and recent book launches…

https://t.co/65RXL09n4R

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

Blood and tears were shed. Allegedly. The full and glorious EPK interview! Brace yourselves!

THE EDGE — Volume 1.1: Fourth Ward
Available: May 1, 2026

https://t.co/ZfhYWocpJx

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

Happy book launch day!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀

THE EDGE — Volume 1.1: Fourth Ward
Available: Now on Sale

https://t.co/GyHVswn5tr

When three privileged Skyberian teens are shot down in the brutal Fourth Ward, their only hope is a mercenary who’ll keep them alive—for as long as they can pay.

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

OFFICIAL BOOK TRAILER: "The Edge" novel series ft. Kit Ryder.

Volume 1.1: Fourth Ward
Available: May 1, 2026
When three privileged Skyberian teens are shot down in the brutal Fourth Ward, their only hope is a mercenary who’ll keep them alive—for as long as they can pay.

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

@brklotz Thanks dude! Hailey Atwell would approve hahaha

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

“The Edge” coming every Friday in May

When three privileged Skyberian teens are shot down into the brutal ruins of the Fourth Ward, their only hope of survival is a mercenary who’ll keep them alive for exactly as long as they can pay her services — if they don’t kill each other

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

I love the Thomas Kincade x Star Wars mashups…

[Bethel McGrew @BMcGrewvy]

Okay fine, I might as well come clean, I like some Thomas Kinkade paintings.

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

Guys! Stop speeding up earth’s rotation! It makes time go faster and it was just January and now it’s May so thanks a lot!!

[0x45 @0x45o]

I think this is dangerous because it accelerates the earth's rotation speed and it could kill us

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

Haha take my money! *throws wallet at screen*

You had me at the first frame of Mike Wazowski on Ozempic…. 👁️🤣

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘RAY GUNN’, a new animated film directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’)

The film follows a private inspector drawn into a case involving aliens & murder all in the alternate futuristic city Metropia.

Releasing later this year on Netflix.

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

@gscottoliver Haha

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

Elon Musk and Ron Howard have ruined us with cinematic launches and cool camera angles.

Made the Artemis watch hard to watch. Especially right at launch when cameras blacked out as it left the pad. Boo. What are you streaming? Dialup?

At least you could hire Mr Beast

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

Perfect Top Gun move. Put on the brakes and they fly right by.

Once you get the “too close for missiles switching to guns” upgrade package you’ll get to experience phase two of this great maneuver! 🤣

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Turns out, FSD is also the most polite driver on the road

While driving down a curvy mountain road, Tesla’s Full Self-Driving noticed a car aggressively tailgating from behind and made a decision most human drivers probably wouldn’t

Instead of braking hard or just ignoring it, the car smoothly eased over just enough to let the other driver pass

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

I mean… Acuffs are gonna Acuff…

[CBS Sports College Basketball 🏀 @CBSSportsCBB]

Acuff doing Acuff things.

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

This is a music video…

https://t.co/yhgPsJfEev

[David Acuff @DavidAcuff]

If nobody is singing/performing the song it’s not a music video it’s just a long montage

[Alex Utopia @alexutopia]

Making music videos with Grok Imagine
has never been easier than it is today.

"Queen of the Ashes"