David Wong

Voted “Most School Spirit” in 8th grade • Summer Sales • Food Connoisseur • Professional Optimist • Biohacker • Music Festival Enthusiast

[David Wong @davidalanwong]

Friendly reminder to pull back your shoulders and sit up straight. Bad posture is a damn epidemic!

[David Wong @davidalanwong]

The more I travel outside of the Midwest, I continuously meet other people that refer to a darty as a dayger 😪

This reminds me of when I moved from North Carolina to Missouri to Michigan, and soon enough, soda quickly became pop. Worlds are colliding!

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Hot take: you don’t actually love Caesar salad. You just like the dressing with Parmesan cheese🤐

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@hotlenaa Damn this cuts deep 😢 the dad, Christopher Plummer, past away today at 91. RIP in peace

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I’ve become so enamored with developing healthy arches and curing my flat feet, that now when I see a full bodied picture on IG, one of the first things I notice is the person’s footwear and if the knees are caved in 🥸👟👠🥾

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I’ve been really geeking out on thoracic spine mobility and flexibility lately 🤓

Like why just stand there in the kitchen doing absolutely nothing when you could be doing bent over thoracic rotations to promote a stable and strong posterior chain

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You ever commented something so random on someone’s photo that they just deleted the comment? Like dang, at least give me some closure and tell me where I crossed the line, because I thought what I said was hilarious! 😂😂

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I often have the urge to comment some off-the-wall, random stuff on the instagrams of people I barely know.

However, back in the days of MySpace, I would do exactly that with people that I barely knew their last name, let alone ever met in person. Oh how times have changed.

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The day that I decide to steal a car/jump into/borrow a car that isn’t mine for a nice getaway, I really hope the keys are in the flip down mirror above the driver’s seat. Otherwise, I’ll just have to YouTube how to hotwire a car, and nobody has time for that during a getaway!

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Been on quite the road trip to Provo, UT for the last 3 days. Left from Royal Oak on Wednesday morning and just now a little over an hour away from our destination. Best part: this trip cost us $0 in fuel thanks to @nickwarnerr and his Tesla.

Other shoutout goes to @elonmusk

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This article is filled with spoonfuls of wisdom. 10/10 recommend.

https://t.co/yvYNJG49A1

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This is my last week working for my college fraternity, Beta Theta Pi. I’ve reflected on a lot, but especially that I’ll no longer have two phones after this week. So here’s a list of cool things to do if you do happen to have 2 phones...

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“Go ahead and ask me anything. I’m an open-faced sandwich.” - Jeff Goldblum

[William Crawley @williamcrawley]

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

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Say it with your heart’s fire!

ALOFT ELEVAR!

[Electric Forest ⚡🌲 @Electric_Forest]

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The internet wins again😂

Joe Rogan Meets Roe Jogan https://t.co/8SmDQ9tzd8 via @YouTube

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BIG #YangGang guy. I’ve donated about $75 to his campaign since August. Very excited to see him back on the debate stage on February 7. If you’re curious why I’m such a fan, would love to start up the conversation and hear your side.

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Came up with a short (but sweet) poem today. Thought about adding on, but pretty satisfied as is:

Today will be a good day
Regardless of what bad comes my way 😊

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DFW—possibly the dumbest layout of a major airport I’ve come across thus far. Let’s not only hide the baggage claims, but let’s separate them and then count backwards because it’s better to be confusing than convenient. Pillar numbers for pickup? That’s too good of an idea!