David Aurora

New single 'Crawl' out now

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@MatthewGuyMP it’s almost as if you, your mates and your ideas are all completely shit hey?

[Never vote LNP. @LNPvoterfail]

Fuck privacy issues.
I want to know how our numbers jumped from 900 to 1400 overnight.
WHO are they? Rioters? Football parties?
Large families ignoring restrictions?
Why are people doing the right thing suffering lockdown? Because of....WHO??!!

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@DaveMilbo @JoeDoesNews is the only pure and good thing left in this godforsaken world, aside from McDonaldland cookies.

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@denniallen @abcnews Weren’t yesterdays numbers skewed by late reporting of cases from previous days? Pretty sure the actual number was roughly half of todays. I don’t *think* I dreamed that, but who knows at this point 😅

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@JoshButler Yeah I know, it’s crazy! I mean it’s not like they’ve previously acknowledged taking their foot off the contact tracing pedal and now people are dying undiagnosed at home… oh, wait… shit.

https://t.co/gsASYaGfHk

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@jenredding4 @DavidLeyonhjelm @sophieelsworth @VictoriaPolice @AusFedPolice He also has a glass jaw 😂

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@DavidLeyonhjelm @sophieelsworth @VictoriaPolice @AusFedPolice this nutter seems to be encouraging terrorism

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@latikambourke Exceptions, not the rule. I spent 20 years there, absolute third world, back woods shithole. And that’s the “developed” bits. It’s basically just one massive, boring, racist retirement village.

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@PRGuy17 “Every day! Every day! Ev… guys? Guys? Fuck.”

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@KenCrompton Sorry to hear that mate 😞

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@Enjoythe_Day @rwillingham @TimSmithMP Oh fuck right off. Do you really, REALLY think we could teach Tim skills like that?

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@MediaAnalystOz @geeksrulz What an appallingly disingenuous tweet. I distrust Morrison as much as any other decent human being does, but (for once) that clip was quite reasonable and well put, until you took bits out of context. Don’t do what they do, for fucks sake. Be better.

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@SuperCoachIQ @VicGovDH That was clearly based on the assumption people wouldn’t act like complete dickheads for the past couple months like they have

[Bhakthi @bhakthi]

"You are not in the real fight." Ambos union comes through.

[Virginia Trioli @LaTrioli]

Arts industry shut down for 18 months, hundreds of job losses - they never blocked any traffic. #melbourneprotest

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@NeilMcMahon Yeah but what if you live in a shithole?

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@shanebazzi If you act like these clowns then yeah, I’m all for it 🤷‍♂️

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

Ugh. Them feels when you call out a riot promoter and get the account you actually use locked for calling them cunts.

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@9NewsSyd @CUhlmann Oh get comprehensively fucked. Even LNP supporters I know think he’s an absolute flog.

[David Aurora @davidaurora]

@albericie A poor relationship choice is dating someone who drinks Pepsi or watches The Big Bang Theory. Being a premier involved in a situation like this is a little different.