David

Future member of The Finer Things Club. Only use organic Wi-Fi

[David @davidavid]

The past 9 years I’ve thought Michael Scott was my friend. Until tonight 👌🏽🤔

[NICKSILVA @nicksilva1]

Me pointing to David Stearns when someone asks me who destroyed The New York Mets:

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Oh my god this clip is all-time 😭😭😭

[David @davidavid]

😅 🎯

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

my wife when she sees me doing absolutely nothing for 10 seconds

[David @davidavid]

😅

[Tesla Optimus @Tesla_Optimus]

Hand jobs available, come join

https://t.co/XlOfYJpvBt

[David @davidavid]

Lol

[New York Post @nypost]

Woman who emptied Knicks trashcan on street then stole it was DEI exec, worked at JPMorgan Chase https://t.co/rKAAbiZQHv

[David @davidavid]

Doing this 😅

[David @davidavid]

A tail as old as Prison Reform:

The 20 Year Old: Police say Colon was arrested for shooting a man on Sullivan Street in December 2021, where he later pleaded guilty to criminal possession of a weapon. He was sentenced in May 2023 to three years in prison with post-supervision release. Colon was released from prison last month and was placed on GPS monitoring.

I guess the GPS monitoring combined with light sentence didn’t help this neighborhood remain safe.

[13WHAM @13WHAM]

A 20-year-old man was arrested after allegedly stabbing and killing a man outside of a bar on St. Paul Street, according to the Rochester Police Department.
https://t.co/GbpEQuEDuW

[David @davidavid]

😅

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

In America, a stranger will rename you in public, and you are simply expected to become that man.

I entered a busy café.

The line was long.

The machines screamed.

The people moved with confidence, like everyone had been trained since birth to order milk in secret codes.

A woman at the counter smiled.

“Name?”

I stood tall.

Eight hundred years of family history rested on my tongue.

“NyanChuu.”

She nodded with great confidence and wrote something on the cup.

No hesitation.

No fear.

A professional.

Then she read it back.

“Nacho?”

The café continued.

Nobody stopped.

Nobody gasped.

Nobody drew a sword.

Just me.

Standing there.

Watching my soul become a snack.

In Japan, a name is a house you inherit.

In America, a name is wet clay in the hands of a barista.

I wanted to correct her.

But she had said it with such bright certainty.

There was no mockery.

Only service.

Only speed.

Only a cup waiting to be born.

So I bowed.

“Yes. Today, I am Nacho.”

The man behind me said, “That’s kind of a cool name.”

He had no idea what he had witnessed.

A funeral.

A baptism.

A menu item.

I stepped aside and waited.

Every time the staff shouted another name, people moved instantly.

“Emily!”

“Jason!”

“Mike!”

Then it came.

“Nacho!”

The sound hit the room.

Not as a mistake.

As destiny.

I walked forward.

Not fast.

A man should never rush toward a new identity.

The barista handed me the cup.

“Have a good one, Nacho.”

I received it with both hands.

Because when America gives you a new name, it also gives you the courage to answer to it.

I drank the coffee.

Too hot.

Too sweet.

Too large.

Perfect.

For twenty minutes, I was not NyanChuu.

I was Nacho.

I sat by the window and wondered what kind of man Nacho should become.

A lighter man.

A crispy man.

A man who does not fear melted cheese.

Before leaving, I looked at the cup again.

The handwriting was terrible.

The meaning was holy.

You call it a misspelled name.

I call it a temporary American rebirth.

Tomorrow, I will return to another counter.

If they call me NyanChuu, I will bow.

If they call me Nacho, I will bow deeper.

And if one day they call me Taco, I will not resist the ceremony.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

[David @davidavid]

Apple user that hates Elon➡️
Apple user that hates Elon uses Siri➡️
Siri pays Google to use Gemini to power Siri➡️
Google pays SpaceX for compute to power Gemini➡️
Apple user who hates Elon pays Elon for services📈

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

SpaceX has just announced that they have entered into a $920 million per month agreement with Google to provide compute capacity, according to a new filing.

"On June 5, 2026, we entered into a Cloud Service Agreement with Google with respect to access to compute capacity. The customer has agreed to pay us $920 million per month from October 2026 through June 2029, with capacity ramping up through September at a reduced fee. The compute capacity provided includes approximately 110,000 NVIDIA GPUs, CPUs, memory, and other related components.

After December 31, 2026, the agreement may be terminated by either party upon 90 days' notice. The customer will retain ownership of, and intellectual property rights in, its content, Al models, and related data."

[David @davidavid]

@SawyerMerritt @CharlesSchwab should do the same 🙃

[David @davidavid]

🚨 Generational wealth is being created across EVERY social class in America this week 📈🇺🇸

And there's no better snapshot of what this country actually is.

In exactly one month, America turns 250 years old.

Right now?

One group is panic-buying pallets of pineapple jars, dumping in Kool-Aid and sugar, claiming a "proprietary recipe", and flipping them for cash.

At the exact same time…

Another group is glued to their screens, running the numbers, moving money, and positioning for @SpaceX — the largest IPO in human history.

Two different Americas.
Same country.
Same moment.

This is the American Dream in 2026 — raw, unfiltered, and wide open.

Let's goooo 🚀

[dianna @runwildkian]

How would you like to play first base for the New York Mets

[David @davidavid]

@BarstoolHubbs 🥹

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Eight months since we first shared his story, 11-year-old Samuel Henderson is rocking the playground with his impressive bird imitations, and has taken to sharing his skills outside his school’s talent show.

[David @davidavid]

@DailyLoud 💯

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Who else used these school planners from the 2000s?

[David @davidavid]

@MoneyMoverNate @nojumper

[David @davidavid]

@JJWatt Frank the Tank looking summer ready! 🔥🔥 safe travels @NjTank99

[David @davidavid]

@blueorigin @bscholl Damn @grok you are getting so good 🔥🤯