David Beeuwsaert

California born and raised. Only here for friends. NO DMs.

[David Beeuwsaert @davidbeez84]

How to prepare kale: throw it in the garbage, and have a cheeseburger

[BrainyQuote @BrainyQuote]

"The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart." - St. Jerome

https://t.co/ATl9JUKxM7

St. Jerome, born Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus in Stridon, Dalmatia, was an early Christian priest, theologian, and biblical scholar best known for translating most of the Bible into Latin, a work that became known as the Vulgate. Traditionally regarded as the most learned of the Latin Fathers, he was later named a Doctor of the Church and is the patron saint of translators, librarians, and biblical scholars. (c. 347-420)

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Happy 4th of July!

[Double D 🇺🇸 @dvel86]

Happy 250th America! 🇺🇲🎉
We live in the greatest Country on Earth! God Bless America 🙏
1776-2026 ❤️🤍💙

[David Beeuwsaert @davidbeez84]

“Alexa, fold my laundry”

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

Admit it, you've done this many times.

[erika @yeeeerika]

they should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

“A 2022 California State Auditor report warned Governor Newsom of ‘large-scale fraud and abuse’ in hospice agencies.”

And he didn't do anything... I am not surprised.

[David Beeuwsaert @davidbeez84]

You can’t disappoint me; I’m an Angels fan

[David Beeuwsaert @davidbeez84]

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it”—Mark Twain (1835-1910)

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I'm at the age where I'm never disappointed by an empty room.

[Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy]

Current fitness level: I have an app that tells me the location of the nearest ice cream truck.

[David Beeuwsaert @davidbeez84]

@JeffDye Troy Glaus

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

The older I get, the more I realize common sense is a superpower.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Social media didn’t create narcissists. It just gave them a stage.

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

Hopefully the tourists from all over the globe for the World Cup raving about how wonderful the United States is can remind some Americans of just how truly wonderful & beautiful our country is.

[David Beeuwsaert @davidbeez84]

“If there is no struggle, there is no progress”—Frederick Douglass (1818-1895)

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

The same Democrats who mainstreamed "Minor Attracted Person" (MAP) terminology in progressive circles, pushing it as the next civil rights frontier, now call every Trump supporter a pedo protector.

Projection much?