David Burchers

DB with the JD

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

remember when senators got coronavirus briefings before the public and sold off millions of dollars in stocks before the crash last year and faced no consequences and no regulation? then reddit made one stock into a meme and they’re talking about restructuring the whole market

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

so no one ever manipulated the market before this week do i have that right

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

@benshapiro Ben, usually I'd joke, but I'm going to come at this honestly. There's a big difference between zip ties being carried by paramilitary forces invading the capitol and zip ties being carried by your wife so she can tie you to a chair and make you watch her have sex with other men.

[please, u wore a jean vest | ♊️ @ayeelleyse]

@TheBrandonMorse @nypost this u?

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

So attempted coup with no tanks or gas masks? See? This is the kind of poor planning and work ethic that loses Georgia.

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

@hmcasey13 Clean your room. Your mother has a list of chores. @lilymcalpine

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

POV: You’re a proud boy sitting at home and you hear the call to stand by.

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[wes ellis @elliswes]

hey guys I’m having a tough time deciding who to believe. On one hand, the most prestigious doctors in the world are saying COVID-19 is something to take very seriously. But at the same time, this guy I went to high school with who “sees through the media” says otherwise. help 🥺

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

9/10 Dentists are just a rubber stamp for big toothpaste. #wakeup

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

I heard you can get orange tier armor and a 1% chance for the extraterrestrial pet if you complete the Area 51 raid #Area51

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

I live in constant fear that one day. Given the right random circumstances I could become Florida man.

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

JORAH: I'll lead the first charge.

BRIENNE: I'll command the left flank.

GREY WORM: The Unsullied shall protect the gate.

BRAN: How cool would it be to fly around and just do like, general bird stuff

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

Literally listening to someone explaining an actual multilevel marketing scheme in the lobby of the business administration building.

“You make a network of people under you then you really make a stable income, then you make percentage of whoever they bring on!”

What a world

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Long ago, the four pods lived together in Harmony but everything changed when the Juul Pod attacked.

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

John Gitzen is really nice and funny

[David Burchers @davidburchers]

When the guy at chic-fil-a tells you to have a good day