David C. Berry

Real Estate Investor, DIY & Tech Geek, Programmer, Entrepreneur, Human Being

[David C. Berry @davidcberry]

@JasmineForUS @cspan I will tune in. Ding ding!

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@SportsSturm He should use the force. Trust his feelings and let go of the ball.

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@GeorgeDunham You don't get out enough

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@HillaryClinton Seriously? That cup?

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@ryan_mathisen Referrals from other high income clients of course!

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@zapier Trying to figure out why the ezlynx zap isn't working

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@LeaderMcConnell Why does it matter when the GOP nominates and elects folks that believe in mass cannibals conspiracies? Why does it matter when you lobby for a position and only to later state that position is unconstitutional? Why? Because 100% of your positions are politically motivated.

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@elonmusk So, what can I do to get an invite to the Space X colony you're secretly building?

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@nicholosberry Your rep said "full coverage"

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@lindyli No. His daughter loves going to the Ritz Carlton Cancun. He thought it was a bad idea.

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@RBReich That's trickle down economics. At 320 to 1 wealth will definitely trickle down. There's less to go around.

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@kylegriffin1 @MSNBC In other news earthquake caused by all the Trump accountants slapping their heads and saying, "Doh!"

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@SpeakerBoehner No... blame Ted's daughter like he did. That glass of wine did nothing wrong. Then again, Ted's daughter didn't either.

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@BillyBaldwin We got this in Texas. @tedcruz, enjoy your vacation. I'm going to chop more wood for my neighbors; just in case.

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@JJWatt Yo JJ, come to Dallas. We need some intensity on the defensive side. When @dak comes back, the offense will be just fine. As a bonus, I'll even take you fishing with one of the best guides around. I guaranty you'll catch fish.

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@jonmachota @1053thefan I get all that. Thank you for your um... "sacrifice"? Show us how much you care today. Fix the defense, patch the o-line and pay @dak . I think that'll get it for my gripe.

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@elonmusk I can see it now. The first snake-head dog and eh... winder-head ostrich on Mars.

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@HillaryClinton Perfect response!

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@hm My wife received her package today. The only problem was that her box included a size 42 and size 39 left boot. In light of everything going on this year, I guess this is a small problem. Oops! I guess we have to return them at the mall. Stay safe Mask UP

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It's amazing how we learn about the #scientific method in 4th or 5th grade, but by the time some of us are adults; we forget something so elementary.