Buying another rpg, learning all the rules, watching an actual play, and reading tips on running the game knowing full well your friends won't play it with you.
never played Metal Gear, but everything i hear about it is like “the 5th boss of game six is Chaos Tiger. you can defeat him in a bazooka duel, or by removing the game disc & mailing it to your dad. when he returns it, Tiger will be too sad to fight cuz he never knew his father”