David Saint

he/him | neighborhood good sport | platforms at @funnyordie | prior @nbc, @accessonline, @fullscreen | let’s get this warm soft cash

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

He’s home from surgery!

[David Saint @davidcsaint]

@cottoncandaddy Hahahahaha

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a ken follet novel but it’s just about an insane orange county pta

[David Saint @davidcsaint]

Just me quoting me

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@LowLevelTweets Lmfaoook

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@ben_rosen HAHHAHAHAHHH

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@cottoncandaddy EVIL

[David Saint @davidcsaint]

Kamala + Gretchen pls

[David Saint @davidcsaint]

@thdxr Vinegar

[David Saint @davidcsaint]

@cottoncandaddy NO U

[David Saint @davidcsaint]

my wife and daughter put their foot in this and I cried bc it’s absolutely crazy to feel so loved

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

scrum and soccer are very similar

90 minutes of running around and sometimes something happens

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸����🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

once when I was playing some video game and sucking super hard I was going to yell out to my husband “this guy is kicking my ass” and “this guy is wiping the floor with me rn” at the same time and ended up yelling “this guy is wiping my ass” lmfaoooxjskdnfjdo

[David Saint @davidcsaint]

@cottoncandaddy that’s right! and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

[Loftwah @loftwah]

My development cycle.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

if you ever hear me say marriage is hard this is what I mean

[David Saint @davidcsaint]

@Sadfrogboi261 @cottoncandaddy Because, duh!

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