David Tsai

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Traffic at a standstill on road from Half Moon Bay - why can’t people just drive like non-idiots?

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@zenlomo @zenlomo hey drama queen - families argue, doesn't mean we don't like each other.

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Hey @Instacart - if you don't have shoppers available to fulfill an order, you should let people know rather than letting people hang around waiting and then ultimately not delivering. Offering to simply cancel my order is not an acceptable resolution. Massive service fail!

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@united need your help - terrible customer service in Hong Kong. Purchased premium economy seat, but just found out seat is not avail - bumped back to Econ with no explanation. HK phone support not helpful - told to go to airport to talk to agent. Now at airport and no agents!

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Maybe it’s rain + Valentine’s Day, but massive failure by both @GoodEggs and @Instacart. @GoodEggs Driver texted to confirm delivery but no groceries to be found and @Instacart driver drops off the wrong order - what am I going to do with boneless, skinless chicken breasts...

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@gregoryhills the Hills dent :)

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Thanks @Disneyland for updating the Pirates of the Caribbean ride - I no longer need to explain to my daughter what the “wench auction” is! #womenpirates for the win!

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@JetSuiteX for the win! Arrived 10 minutes before take-off, two-minute check in, and we’re off!

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@nicholasgorski mustard and vegetables? What kind of meatloaf are you eating... does ketchup count as a veggie?

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Hey @Uber, cant figure out how contact you about a shitty driver who left me standing outside and then cancelled the ride. Trying twitter.

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Amazing, the outsized ability of a humble 10 cent cup noodle to soften the blow of a 14 hour airplane ride

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

How can the words "My fellow Americans" have the same meaning now after such a divisive presidential race? #Election2016 #Calexit

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Des Moines - nearest @Uber 21 min away. Took dirty, old ass, stinky taxi - super regret. Need more Uber drivers please! #disrupt #taxis

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Hey @doordash - just got my cold food 2hr and 15min delivery time. No response from @doordash_help. This is not how you win. Refund please.

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@doordash_help @doordash Wow, no answer to my DM - why bother asking me to contact you then? Nearly two hours since order and nothing.

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@doordash_help PM'd.

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Wow - @doordash really failing - used to love them but now unreliable. 2nd order sig delayed & support nonexistent. Ordered at 1.5 hours ago

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@xtrahotsauce works great - much easier to store than my huge sousvide supreme... Not sure I'm sold on the need for wifi

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

@LisaQFetterman @Nomiku never get tired of a simple egg

[David Tsai @davidctsai]

Arrived today - better late than never! Totally cliche - have some eggs going right now @Nomiku @LisaQFetterman