Milk Guy

“FYI: Twitter is a chat room. I get in. Talk a little shit. get out”-Ice T

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

Yo word?

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

David Leff
Binghamton University, Cross Country 2017-2021

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

@AsthonKetchup @RandomAthletess 24:10 in the 8k (not a real course) 25:23 on a real course 14:50 in the 5k, 8:47 flat track 3k 1:58 800 4:17 1600. This race was god awful tho and went like 26:10

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

Hey North Carolina guy, f**k off and your sunglasses are shit

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#sugardaddytrevor2020

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By year 2021 bosses will be saying “you’re cancelled” instead of saying “you’re fired”

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

Lazy French dude: I’ve done Jacques sh*t today

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Walked outside and there’s these two crows squeaking like they were in an opera or something... “SQUAWK” head ass

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

I hate the like system on twitter I scroll through twitter and I accidentally like half of the tweets on my timeline and end up liking some out of character wack tweet. Makes it extra bad when you get NOTIFIED when someone likes something

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

What do you think “Damn Daniel” is doing nowadays? Feel free to sound off in the comments!!

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

@jonnysun @bonerman_inc “Vintage tweets” yeah ok alien boy more like stolen tweets

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

It’s HAGS season boys

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@electric_Dad_ @hangriffin_ @saghoe69 I would say don’t look at binghamton tho because the engineering building is old and there’s asbestos and bathrooms that spurts at you. BUT on the other hand the entire student wing which is used by everyone is straight 🔥🔥🔥

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

Yeah this is wrong on a literal and hyperbolic level and yes I am triggered

[hannah @hannnah24]

STEM buildings at SUNY schools: Fiji water in drinking fountains, windows everywhere, properly functioning air conditioning/heating, clean bathrooms, $100000 lab equipment

Literally every other building: try not to die from asbestos poisoning u pieces of shit

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

Marvel fans: if anyone spoils endgame I will literally kill your entire extended family. This movie is WAY too serious GOT fans: so here’s the entire episode last night in terms of memes send them to every last woman and child

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

There’s at least a 30% chance all of the good guys live at the end of endgame because this is marvel after all

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Kinda messed up that people are in jail for smoking weed yet we don’t sentence people to death for walking 3 a breast in a crowded hallway at a snails pace

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

@ACMillerish @rdunning4242 I’m sorry

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

@ACMillerish Is this a @rdunning4242 reference?

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I somehow locked myself inside the bathroom stall and I had to crawl underneath to get out.... bruh

[Milk Guy @daviddoestwtr]

Hide your girlfriends..... he’s going out for today