Ryan

Blue dolphin burned down. It’s gone now.

[Ryan @ryan_runs]

Every year, thousands of runners line up in @nyrr Club Points races, ready to score for their team. These are the most valuable athletes to ever toe the line in these events
https://t.co/G1GpSNsIMF

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

Me joining every monthly cycling challenge on @Strava even though I haven’t done anything but run in months

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

@electric_Dad_ @Acheers17 If you’re feeling spicy, evergaol is on the right

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

@jakemajka15 @MosephCity Fair point, but good teams consistently beat bad teams. Can’t ask for much else

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

@MosephCity @jakemajka15 And the Celtics/Nets/Sixers (admittedly the washed Nets)

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

@MosephCity @jakemajka15 8-2 last 10

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

It sure do be experiencing, this was supposed to be my train a week ago

[Amtrak Alerts @AmtrakAlerts]

California Zephyr Train 6 which departed Emeryville (EMY) on 1/30 is currently experiencing

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

Everyone knows about Pikes Peak but no one knows why they know about Pikes Peak

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

@JGelpen Don’t think I’ve ever been there, and don’t know where it is tbh, but the old logo is burned into my memory. Sad

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

$12 cream cheese at the store vs $3.50 bagel with cream cheese

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

CIN 22 - 18 NE
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1075th unique final score in NFL history.

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

Which group of suits in a deck of cards is better?

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

What’s your favorite suit in a deck of cards?

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

🎶 Do you remember 🎶
🎵 The 21st night of December? 🎵

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

Someone recognized me and told me that my original flight got diverted for weather reasons and everyone ended up stuck with me anyway

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

Earlier this year I was on an overbooked flight that opened the bidding at $500, no one budged until I accepted an offer for $1850 in gift cards and a later flight with a layover. When I got to my layover airport, I saw everyone from my original flight there and was confused

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

IND 19 - 54 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1074th unique final score in NFL history.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

RT to #ProBowlVote for the defense!!

@carllawson55
@J_FranklinMyers
@Bryce55H
@QuinnenWilliams
Sheldon Rankins
@TreyDeuce32RTR
@quincywilliams_
@kwon
@iamSauceGardner
@D7_Reed
@mcarter2nd
@jwhite_333
Lamarcus Joyner

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

The audience for this joke was so specific so I forgive you all for giving it 0 likes

[Ryan @rdunning4242]

Recession is hitting academia now, so many layoffs in tech and now @AuburnU has frozen their hiring 😭