David Sheridan

Father of two, husband of one. Loved and cared for by one dog.
Passionate about technology that makes businesses more successful.

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

@SFFireCU anyone home?????? Both my wife and I have been calling customer service for two days now. LOTS of time on hold, ZERO humans.

[Matthew Prince 🌥 @eastdakota]

Many people know about the wall of lava lamps in San Francisco @Cloudflare uses to generate random numbers. Fewer know about the wall of double pendulums in London we use here. #entropy

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

@Uber_Support @Uber_Support At this point given that I technically know where the phone is and given the fact that the phone technically belongs to my employer, I am going to have to file a police report saying that the phone was stolen.

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

@Uber_Support I need your help. I rode in an Uber on Monday night but I was not the one that ordered the Uber. The Uber was ordered by my co-worker. I accidentally left my phone in the car. The next morning I asked my co-worker to contact Uber/the driver.

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

@Uber_Support I also used the "find my phone" and was able to locate the last location of the phone but that doesn't do me much good if the driver is not responding. I would be more than happy to drive to where he is to get it. I do not need it delivered to me

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

One of the clearest signs of learning is rethinking your assumptions and revising your opinions.

21 things I rethought in 2021: a thread...

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

@sportsmanac Hey Gus! You got "beat the spread" pics for NFL coming down the pipe?

[Cloudflare @Cloudflare]

Cloudflare's Human Rights Commitments. https://t.co/fbaKjbyAK8 #ImpactWeek🌐

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

@chase @ChaseSupport Close to two hours on hold with you guys now. Also tried twitter DM and Facebook messenger. Getting nowhere. Whats going on????

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

@Chase @ChaseSupport Hey Chase, can you please help? I have been calling the number that you told me to call for days. Every time I call there is a wait time of greater than 40 minutes. Every time I wait (or try to wait) that long the phone hangs up on me and I have to start over

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

An open letter to @MeyersLeonard

[The Hill @thehill]

Republican Sen. Cassidy: "I voted to convict Trump because he is guilty" https://t.co/jBZdPrWukj

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

@endtwist @TheReaderapp unroll

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Salesforce’s New Vaccine Cloud quickly scales vaccine operations from registration to scheduling to inventory to outreach to analytics and visualization for any nation, state, or city vaccinating their citizens.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Still no answer to this question: Who paid off Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage, and purchased themselves a SCOTUS seat?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why Al Franken had to resign for a joke photo he took years before he was a senator, but the elected officials who participated in or encouraged the capitol riots are allowed to stay in government.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

[David Sheridan @davidesheridan]

Thankful that starting today we actually have a President that cares more about others than about himself.

[linda belcher⚜️ @bourbonbay]

I wish George Floyd was asked nicely. I wish Breonna Taylor was asked nicely. I wish Trayvon Martin was asked nicely. I wish Philando Castile was asked nicely. I wish Eric Garner was asked nicely. I wish Michael Brown was asked nicely. I wish Tamir Rice was asked nicely. I wish..

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you think trying to violently overthrow our democracy should result in some consequences.