David Figueroa

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[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

@Venmo bring back the inline calculator

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

Kind of in poor taste @TMobile, don’t you think?

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

@X Now we’ve got this new TikTok-esque video player with no mute/volume control and a full screen button that makes portrait videos go play upright in landscape 😂 this is hilarious

[ARTPOP ACT II @ARTPOPACT2daily]

Kamala said JUSTICE FOR ARTPOP 🔵

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

@McNallyEditions My edition of this book I just purchased seems to be missing pages: 4,5,8,9,12,13,16,17,20,21 and then everything else seems fine… not sure what’s going on there

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

@Rainmaker1973 Anyone else think 5 minute crafts has gotten out of control?

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

Harlem Whole Foods btw 😉

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

@WholeFoods why y’all selling the ice cream for 33% off instead of fixing the freezers-33% off does not make up for the ice cream being 100% melted & refrozen 3x. You ain’t fooling no one with water dripping from the top of the freezers & every pint of ice cream soft to the touch

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

Me getting ready for Virgo Season leg of @Beyonce’s Renaissance Tour

[i like food @messedupfoods]

found his dumb ass

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

@Bornakang These zonai builds are getting out of control

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

Anyone else hear the opening theme to #BEEF on @netflix as the first note of @JusticeElectro’s Genesis?

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[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

Not sure how something that can cause upwards of 24 hours of abdominal pain is GRAS by the FDA. I’m looking @ you @hero and @justsalad with allulose in your new tortillas. Sure it is generally safe but warnings should definitely be placed on products if 1 can cause this much pain

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

SAOKO PAPI SAOKO! @rosalia

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I always enjoy sharing my end of year music playlist with all of you — and this year we heard a lot of great songs. Here are some of my favorites.

Are there any songs or artists I should check out?

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

@EE y’all really should explicitly say you don’t support eSIM on pay as you go explicitly on your packaging so as not to waste people’s time! eSIMs are not new technology. Get with the times.

[Rachel @rachpushoffski]

These gays, they’re trying to murder me is an instant classic #TheWhiteLotus

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

Who did this?

[David Figueroa @davidfig93]

Goodbye I guess 🤣

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @MrMichaelSwartz]

the absolute inner peace of not now nor ever having been a swiftie