David Horwitch

[Austin Miller @austinmiller_3]

Nor did their coach

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

I mean yeah I’m rock hard

[Jason Sobel @JasonSobelGolf]

I don't really think y'all are totally comprehending the idea of a 48-year-old Tiger Woods, hat backwards and shirt untucked, firing 4-iron lasers into a simulator and fist-bumping teammate Rory McIlroy on your TV every Monday night for four months.

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

@matt_cohen21 You said it was an Audi #liar

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

I grew up in Highland Park and rode my bike to the parade every year. I’m sick to my stomach.

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

🙌🏽 watch this as much as you watch the game tonight….

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

Monkeys never collapse

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

Kawasaki: 'A monkey never cramps' https://t.co/wIC4WhoxMT via @YouTube

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Some things man….

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

Diamondbacks outfielder Pavin Smith paying off his parents mortgage as a surprise gift. Forever my favorite Christmas video. 🎄🎁 https://t.co/rmsYr20JIR

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

Do you think Brian Kelly used his fake southern accent during his LSU interview? What a salesman

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

People forget Brian Kelly indirectly killed a kid

[LVMH @LVMH]

LVMH, Louis Vuitton and Off White are devastated to announce the passing of Virgil Abloh, on Sunday, November 28th, of cancer, which he had been battling privately for several years.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Giannis is just the best

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

How is this possible

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

I’m an ISLAND BOY

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

For all you wondering if cicadas are healthy for dogs, the answer is yes, my puggle has lived 15 unbelievable years, chewing cicadas in the summer daily.

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

@ajgold20 @MagicJohnson Also where’s cookie

[David Horwitch @DavidHorwitch]

@PhillMendel Boo Yah Grandma