Dave

[Dave @davidiotic]

@BBCLancsSport @BBCSport Is there any connection between this club and any other major English club involved in allegations of financial impropriety?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Right: “Sue Gray a civil servant of the highest integrity and the greatest reputation.”

Left: “Sue Gray was conniving in secret meetings with the party in opposition.”

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

Contemplating historical parallels

[Dave @davidiotic]

@JUSTcatmeme Mate the worlds gone mad when men and boys are grossed out by this. Incel grows exponentially. On the plus side there’s now 4 women to every sexually competent man

[Dave @davidiotic]

@BBCNews Got what you mean on the fourth re-read. 👍

[Dave @davidiotic]

@BBCSport Away kit is literally the Saudi flag. 🇸🇦

[Prime Liverpool @footiestatto]

Matt Hancock wearing the same shirt he auctioned to raise money for the NHS 3 years ago - 🤔

[Dave @davidiotic]

@LozzaFox “I might be a President, a governor or just a professional golfer” 😆 he forgot to add “and my wife will never emit even an atom of vaginal moisture”.
Enjoy a bitter 60-odd years you little creep

[Dave @davidiotic]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Still investing while there’s blood on the streets, Jacob? What disasters are you going to profit from this year you bubonic pustule?

[Dave @davidiotic]

@LozzaFox Yeah you’ll be looked back upon very favourably you prune-faced whiny сuит.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “I know a ton of white people that are a lazy and sorry and probably worse than Black people I know.”

[Dave @davidiotic]

@SamAndNia @adarsh_mokashi @The_Real_Isco @realAaronHermes @elonmusk Jesus is...

[Dave @davidiotic]

@DanielSavills @johnkoetsier @travmilne @anna_sky9 @elonmusk Who do we need back?

[Dave @davidiotic]

@Serve_citizens @equality2112 @elonmusk @FoxNews Does the the media have heave lean biases?

[Dave @davidiotic]

@elonmusk Elon’s sense of humour?

[Dave @davidiotic]

@SoundMoney1934 @thecoastguy Will Bill Gates be taken out by a vengeful God this year?

[Dave @davidiotic]

@geniusofdisco @thecoastguy Who’s Rage For The Machine?
Ironically that’s exactly what you easily fooled plankton are doing. Distracted, misinformed and mentally neutered. Thick as whale mince the lot of you 🧠 🛑

[Dave @davidiotic]

@deanasc1 @MicaAnderson90 @SharikaSoal84 Have you trained to speed-dial the cops though? Of course not, because it’s absurd.

[Dave @davidiotic]

@deanasc1 @MicaAnderson90 @SharikaSoal84 I’ve been training all day and the cops are threatening me with charges.

Do you have this problem when you train?

[Dave @davidiotic]

@deanasc1 @MicaAnderson90 @SharikaSoal84 Train for dialling 911 on your phone?