David Warner

Alaska, Frisbee, Fishing and the Great Outdoors 🐟🏔

[☆•˚Aɳi •˚☆ @LP_Ani_]

listening to this song isn't enough, i need it injected into my veins

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

using my superpower that makes the person nearest to me start bouncing

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Nothing hits like that first beer after 5 beers.

[David Warner @davidisc25_ak]

#NewProfilePic

[Fearmonger 👻🪦 @Tendiemonger]

boy do I have a dog breed for you

[a.🍍| fan account @BroodingAnanas]

in honor of Linkin Park’s best album upcoming anniversary, gotta bring back the video of them recording their best song (that also happens to be a part of their best album)

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

CRIS COLLINSWORTH: And you start small. Maybe it’s just a Twix from 7-Eleven, you know? But then it’s a laptop from Best Buy and, before you know it, you have both hands in a glass case at Tiffany. By then, you’re a committed shoplifter.

MIKE TIRICO: Pass was intended for Kupp.

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

hearing mike tirico’s voice again is like drugs and then cris collinsworth jumps on the mic and you realize it was laced with fentanyl

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[⟲ @unotfbg]

left the gym and an older lady asked if i left any muscles for everyone else

[David Warner @davidisc25_ak]

@rachallison1

[skye @cinemasapph1c]

“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” well i ponder of something great, my lungs will fill and then deflate, they fill with fire exhale desire, i know it’s dire my time today

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

Driving 2.5 hours to go see The Odyssey in IMAX and in the spirit of the film I will be getting lost on my way back

[braylen @braylenxm]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[David Warner @davidisc25_ak]

@blazerbanter I knew I loved them for a reason. Give me more 10pmET starts. Alaska appreciates them 🤩

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[🦋 @leftunsents]

depression is when you really don't care about anything. Anxiety is when you worry too much about everything. And having both is very horrible.

[PUPPET COMBO 🎃 @PuppetCombo]

It's almost time

[Rolo “Screaming” Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Heading to the Backrooms tonight. Let me know if you need anything.