David Johnson

Collects incoming ad hominem and other fallacious arguments. I don’t collect followers, just use hashtags. My adjectives are rich, handsome, and brilliant.

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@FerroTV All the ones that stay at home.

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@cmackinlay @Holbornlolz What percentages would work for you in a snapshot? I’ve seen under 20% gas and over 50% wind at times for most of a day or week.

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@gmpolice Nice work.

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@guidodeckstein @AskNationwide @EnglandFootball Different jobs, more time off. Same pay for same job.

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@BeeHappyYes @AskNationwide @EnglandFootball Same shit in tennis.

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@usatraveller2 They’re letting us and themselves down here.

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@MargoBuchanan Ah the Council of Europe.

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@BronsonPixie @luckyma_man @BorisJohnson Michelle and Emily.

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@EveryToryOut @luckyma_man @BorisJohnson Funny though.

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@MarinaPurkiss “I was clueless yesterday and now I’m an expert”.

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@EPRoadsPolicing Was it raining then?

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@jessjephcott @ianssmart 14 out of 15 people in a gang rape said it was a good thing.

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@Glostermeteor @KwasiKwarteng Make you do the work for nothing?

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@toadmeister Looks like a steady trend to me over the medium timescales. The “tiny changes” have big effects on wing events (such as prolonged drought) because of the shape of the Gaußian curve.

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@RoryStewartUK Yep. Stylish.

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@AddictScrabble Why do they get a letter?

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@AddictScrabble Nasty attempt to break in and bend the rules by force.

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@MPSViolentCrime No, thank _you_.

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@GaryLineker Not smelly Eurotrash.

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@andrewteale No one had one, did they?