David Joachim

[David Joachim @davidjoachim44]

Boy band Beatles had rizz

[David Joachim @davidjoachim44]

Spotify is going to make a dating app/ be compatible with one

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

Bought US Treasury Bills this morning at 4.47%

You don't pay any state or local taxes on these, so the "apples-to-apples" return is actually higher.

This 4.47% is considered the "risk-free" rate, and nobody should be buying a 5% cap real estate deal given this.

It defies math.

[David Joachim @davidjoachim44]

Overheard by @TheFlarReport “Amish can do drugs, they just can’t look at an iPhone”

[David Joachim @davidjoachim44]

Breaking bad could’ve ended after Walt killed Gus Fring and it still would be top 3 shows of all time

[David Joachim @davidjoachim44]

#BestBarSpoke

[David Joachim @davidjoachim44]

Yo @trvisXX, your burger dry as shit dog

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need to learn from this Pandemic. In the future we should have a library of never before aired sporting events. All players have to sign an NDA. Every team has to play 1 secret game a year.

Imagine if there was an NBA game from 2005 right now that no one even knew existed?

[Mike @mjoachim279]

My new years resolution was not to be such a dick but for real, we all watched the god damn ball drop on tv, no need to post it

[Da Real Joachim Bros @JoachimBros]

This is style, fuck off if you disagree.

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Waaaaaaaaaait for it https://t.co/Cgx6LM9BwL

[SEVYMON @gucccibass]

how do I get a refund? @RinglingBros

[David Joachim @davidjoachim44]

@immeadsy @emilyleonard24 this one next

[U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell @SenMcConnell]

Happy Fourth of July!

[David Joachim @davidjoachim44]

Happy birthday bro! See you soon @chad_mello

[JR @jravnikar316]

Dear @peta

[MJ @MikedaPor2geee]

Had to block Ariana Grande. God damn she was getting annoying on the TL

[Julie Savage @julie_savage1]

i’m just going to retweet this for good luck .

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

.@realDonaldTrump should host the Oscars. It's a no-brainer, really. Ratings will be through the roof. The virtue signaling acceptance speeches will be deemed brave, so the left will love it. POTUS will smash the celebs, so the right will love it. Win/win. https://t.co/rerzAyckAR

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned